笨小笨N.Y. Hairy Tale (Album Version|Explicit)歌词由Stereoliza演唱，出自专辑《X-amine Your Zippa (Explicit)》，下面是《N.Y. Hairy Tale (Album Version|Explicit)》完整版歌词！
N.Y. Hairy Tale (Album Version|Explicit)歌词完整版
Little boys and girls fingers get frozen
As the New Year's night coming closer
T-s-s-s! They are still happy and fine
Cuz they dunno yet who'll be their
Merry Santa this time!
"Tell us! Tell us!" - Your Santa's nasty and hot
She's gonna come to your house
When she's through with her pot
"Hey, Santa, it's time to get to the car!"
- "Wait 'till I'm shaved, dork,
Warn up your choo-choo so far!
Where's my bra?
And my holiday pants? F**k! Here they are!
Up to the midnight I should be a star, you see -
I gotta get dressed and be ready, a-ha! Ah?
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys -
Phallus for ladies and "Hustler" for boys!"
"What? Who's gonna let you in?"
"Open the door, cuz the party begins!"
On N. Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don't drink like a fish,
Don't make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N. Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme?
"A-ha!" Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!
Frosty blushed grills, eyes are beaming
Snow-balls, snow-buns, snow-tits trimming
Why the f**k I have this bad reputation?
F**k that!
I'm heading to the next destination
Knock-knock-"Who's that?"-knock-knock-
"Guess who! Idiot! It's Santa came to visit you!
Yo, 20-years' oldster didn't know I'm true,
I'm tired and I'm hungry! Boo-hoo!
Get your homey's face outa my salad
You have a nice place full of callow fellows
Get me Champaign with a splash of peach juice!
Hey, everybody, yo, listen to my good news:
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys -
Phallus for ladies and "Hustler" for boys!
Don't be that dragging, isn't it raicing?
Do as I do - get funky and messy!
On N. Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don't drink like a fish,
Don't make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N. Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme?
"A-ha!" Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!
On N. Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don't drink like a fish,
Don't make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N. Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme?
"A-ha!" Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!
On N. Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don't drink like a fish,
Don't make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N. Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme?
"A-ha!" Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!
"Hey, it's not yours, look, it's written here:
"For little Tommy Johns", right?
"Yea, you are right, but you are too young
To listen to such cheesy crap,
So give it to me and go nap-nap,
Buddy!"
