笨小笨The Poodle Lecture (Live)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《Philly ’76 (Live At Spectrum Theater， Philadelphia，PA/1976)》，下面是《The Poodle Lecture (Live)》完整版歌词！
The Poodle Lecture (Live)歌词完整版
In the beginning god made 'the light
' shortly thereafter god made three big
Mistakes
The first mistake was called man
The second mistake was called
Wo man
And the third mistake was the invention of the poodle
Now the reason
The poodle was such a big mistake is because god originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer
But he f**ked up
Now a long time ago
The poodle used to be a very
Attractive dog
The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small
Piquant canine type body
That's the way it used to be
The poodle used to be a
Regular looking dog
You know it's true
I guess you do too
Oh
I have to
Kiss you
Oh okay
Anyway listen
Check this out
The poodle used to look good
You know the
Regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle
Didn't think anything of it
You know
They didn't use to make fun of it in the
Olden days
But the wo man
As you know
Has always been much smarter than the
Man
Guy in the audience：
You're the best
Fz：
That stuff is very bad for you
Throw it away
Okay
Now you're interrupting my
Story
Now listen
What is that
Is that the tower of power or what
Oh no
No
It's one of those d**e fiend devices
Take it away
Now listen：
The wo man has always been much smarter than the man
You know this is true
And so it was since the beginning of time
The man would do anything to get
Some p***y
And that's why the wo man always had control over him
In the beginning the wo man looked the man directly into the eye and said：i
Tell you what
Why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
Around the house
Mainly what I need is a clipper
A scissors
And a pair of
Zircon encrusted tweezers
Thank you very much
And of course the man did his duty as they say in the trade
He went out and he
Got a godd**n job
Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
Dollar 2
98an hour
Brought his money back to the garden of eden and gave that
Money to the wo man
The wo man ran out the back door of the garden of eden
Went directly to the
Hardware store
Got the clippers
The scissors and the zircon encrusted
Tweezers and came back and
While the man was very tired from having his job
While he was sleeping
The wo man got a hold of the poodle
Because the wo man
Had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
Appendage
The tongue of the dog in other words
Ladies and gentlemen
Was very
Much to her liking
Except that this dog had too godd**n much hair on it
It
Didn't have the disco look that's so popular nowadays
And so the wo man sat out to modify the aforementioned dog
Let me get a little
Uh
Visual aid
Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit
You see
She took a
Little bit of the back part here
Around the neck
The thorax
The tootsies
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank
Then she set the little sucker up like this
Really nice
Got his
Mouth set up like that
And squatted right on him
Looking down into the dog's
Eyes
She looked down into the dog's eyes
Do you know what she said to the
Dog
She said：
