笨小笨Brand New Dance歌词由Eminem演唱，出自专辑《The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grce)》，下面是《Brand New Dance》完整版歌词！
Brand New Dance歌词完整版
Brand New Dance (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
TME享有本翻译作品的著作权
Lyrics by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
Composed by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto
Get up
赶紧起身
Everybody on the dance floor come on
每个人都走进舞池 来吧
That means you too Chris
Chris 你也一起来吧
Haha
Well it's Friday night no date for the prom
今天是星期五晚上 没有人一起参加毕业舞会
Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
刚好被你的妈妈逮个正着
Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
被学校勒令停学 因为你故意拉响警报
Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
Kim Jong一直大声呐喊着"他要投下炸弹”
But anyway every day is the same old shiddit
但无论如何 每天都一成不变
Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
凌乱的房间看起来好像遭到龙卷风的袭击
Try to explain your parents they don't get it
试着向你的父母解释 他们却弄不明白
Time to hit you with a funky d**e rhythm
现在应该让动感的节奏给予你心灵暴击
Let it roll if you ready we gon' start the show
如果你做好准备 那就立刻动手 我们要开始表演
Everybody in the world all across the globe
在这世界上的每一个人
You can feel it in your head down to your toes
你全身上下都能感觉到
Dance until you're wheelchair bound here we go
纵情热舞 直到你坐在轮椅上为止 我们开始吧
Yeah horseback little do-si-do
骑在马背上 肆意放纵
Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
拿出一点点气魄 混合着一些竞技表演
Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
世界上的每个人会因此哄堂大笑
**** I'll probably end up crippled after this come on
在此之后 最终我的双脚可能会一瘸一拐 来吧
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
拍拍手 跺跺脚
Everybody join together
大家齐聚一堂
Can you feel the funky beat
你能否感觉到这动感的节奏
Everywhere you see people laughing and
随处可见开怀大笑的人
Dancing in the street
在街头翩翩起舞
On the count of three everybody do
在柜台上翩翩起舞 每个人都在跳舞
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
一 二 三 跟我一起来
Superman Batman Spider-Man
超人 蝙蝠侠 蜘蛛侠
Slipped fell landed in a garbage can
一不小心滑倒 掉进垃圾箱里
**** hell damn it I can hardly stand
糟糕 该死 我快要站不住了
But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
但我大显身手 派对上没有人能与我媲美
Give me a beat I'll show you all a brand new dance
给我来点音乐 我会向你们表演一种全新的舞蹈
All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
我需要的只是一副担架和一辆救护车
Now stand back kids don't try this at home
赶紧退后 孩子们 不要在家里轻易尝试
Chi-boom kick-boom ooh ah-oh
It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
掀起全新的狂热风潮 席卷全国
Anything else is a cheap imitation
其他的舞蹈都是粗劣的仿冒货
Just make sure that you videotape it
一定要保证你会录下来
You can only do it once 'fore the people go ape****
在人们陷入疯狂之前 你只能示范一次
It's a crowd favorite a party pleaser
这支舞备受观众喜爱 点燃派对的欢乐氛围
It's better than shake of a grand mal seizure
反正好过癫痫发作之前浑身颤抖的样子
So next time that you see grandma tease her
所以下一次你见到奶奶的时候 跟她开开玩笑
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
开着一辆锃亮的豪车招摇过市
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
拍拍手 跺跺脚
Everybody join together
大家齐聚一堂
Can you feel the funky beat
你能否感觉到这动感的节奏
Everywhere you see people laughing and
随处可见开怀大笑的人
Dancing in the street
在街头翩翩起舞
On the count of three everybody do
在柜台上翩翩起舞 每个人都在跳舞
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
一 二 三 跟我一起来
If your arms legs feet and your hands are numb
如果你的胳膊 双腿 双脚和你的手感到麻木
You've fallen and you can't get up
你摔倒在地上 你无法起身
It's a brand new dance this is my Chris anthem I'm
这就是一种全新的舞蹈 这是我献给Chris的颂歌
Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
我要给Chris Reeves献上一束菊花
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
我会让每个人跟着音乐跳起来
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
Caitlyn Jenner出现在前排 摩拳擦掌
With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
轻轻转动一下手腕
A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
脖子拧伤 椎间盘错位
You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
你拉一把椅子过来 找个位子坐下来
And clap your hands and stomp your feet
拍拍手 跺跺脚
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
或者跺跺手 拍拍脚也行
Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat
在地上滚来滚去 直到你看起来像是一块肉
You put your left foot back your right in front
你把你的左脚后撤 把你的右脚放在前面
Tip your head back let it touch your butt
把头往后仰 让脑袋碰到你的屁屁
'Til you feel a lil' pop like what the ****
直到你感觉大事不妙 究竟是什么情况
********** **** a duck what the ****
去他的蜷曲身体 究竟是什么情况
I'm stuck
我动弹不得了
So party people are you with me
热爱狂欢派对的人们 你们明白我的意思吗
What's the deal
究竟是怎么回事
If you real grab your chair up by the wheel
如果你为人真诚 转动轮子 把你的椅子拉过来
If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
如果你渴望体会超人钢铁之躯一样的感觉
Windmillin' on a million banana peels come on
好似踩着无数的香蕉皮在不停旋转 来吧
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
拍拍手 跺跺脚
Everybody join together
大家齐聚一堂
Can you feel the funky beat
你能否感觉到这动感的节奏
Everywhere you see people laughing and
随处可见开怀大笑的人
Dancing in the street
在街头翩翩起舞
On the count of three everybody do
在柜台上翩翩起舞 每个人都在跳舞
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
一 二 三 跟我一起来
Woo
Good morning Eminem
早上好 Eminem
Or Marshall as others have informed me
或者是Marshall 就像别人告诉我的那样
Christopher Reeves here
Christopher Reeves登场
You had better not talk behind my back
你最好不要在我背后说三道四
Or I will kick your a*s the minute I'm out of this chair
否则等我离开这张椅子 我会狠狠踹你一脚
Watch yourself Marshall
Marshall 你自己小心一点
I'm watching you
我在注视着你
Ah Holy ****
糟糕
