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Mephesto And Kevin / South Park Theme (Instrumental|Explicit) - Primus
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Written by：Primus/Trey Parker
Written by：Primus/Trey Parker
In 1986 the university of California at Davis
1986年加州大学戴维斯分校
Saw two of its all time brightest stars
看到了两颗最亮的星
Dr Alphonse Mephisto and Dr Arnie Apesacrappin
阿尔方斯·墨菲斯托博士和阿尼·阿佩萨克拉平博士
Dr Mephisto worked hard towards his thesis his goal
墨菲斯托博士为他的论文和目标奋力拼搏
Was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus
就是在基因上复制文竹的DNA结构
So that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
这样所有的芦笋都能长到同样的周长和长度
Giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
给文竹一个更加令人愉悦的呈现
Supermarket vegetable bins
超市蔬菜箱
Dr Apesacrappin's goal was to genetically create the greatest
阿佩萨克拉平博士的目标是从基因上创造出
Musical entertainer the world had ever seen
这世上独一无二的音乐艺人
Dr Apesacrappin knew that if he could assemble the right elements
阿佩萨克拉平博士知道如果他能收集到合适的元素
He could theoretically build a DNA structure that would ensure
理论上他可以建立一个DNA结构来确保
His creation had talent far surpassing the average individual
他的创作天赋远远超过一般人
At the time one subject of urban myth was the story that
当时都市神话的一个主题就是
Michael Jackson in an effort to maintain his youthful look and
迈克尔·杰克逊为了保持年轻的容颜
Feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day castrato
让他变成了现代版的亡命徒
If such a rumor were true Michael Jackson more than likely would have
如果传言是真的那迈克尔·杰克逊很有可能
Had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the
Had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the
Future of his name and lineage
他的名字和血统的未来
Word came back to
有消息说
Dr Apesacrappin of a secret cold storage locker
一个秘密的冷藏柜
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center that not only
在加州大学洛杉矶分校研究中心的内心深处
Contained four containers of frozen semen but also held a pair of
Contained four containers of frozen semen but also held a pair of
Testicles each was labeled with the name Jack Michaelson
I once heard a noise
我曾经听到一种声音
In the night the most sensual voice
在夜里用最动听的声音
Song of love from an angelic boy
一个天使般的男孩唱起了爱的歌
Stuck in my head
萦绕在我的脑海里
And this is what he said
他是这样说的
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Pondering reality
思考现实
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Who will buy my raspberries
谁会买我的覆盆子
This had to be the seed of the king of pop
这肯定是流行之王的萌芽
Dr Apesacrappin was able to use his charm and chiseled Greek
阿佩萨克拉平博士能够运用他的魅力和精雕细琢的希腊风格
Features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer who of
一个名叫詹妮弗的年轻实验室技术员
Course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial
当然只是碰巧有合适的途径需要得到一个小瓶
Of the precious semen
Of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a short one Dr Mephisto simply ran an ad
寻找恐龙蛋的过程很短梅菲斯特博士只是做了一个广告
In the classified section of an LA music magazine the ad read
在洛杉矶一本音乐杂志的分类广告上写道
Wanted unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment donors must
想要未受精的人类卵进行基因实验捐献者必须
Have musical background with a plethora of young eager wanna be
有音乐背景身边有很多充满渴望的年轻人
Musical starlets willing to sell their eggs the two doctors after
音乐新星愿意出卖自己的卵细胞
Rigorous auditioning picked and purchased
经过严格的试镜精心挑选
Dr Apesacrappin felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the
阿佩萨克拉平博士认为，如果
Fetus were brought to term
胎儿已经足月
In the womb of a non human he had long since
他早已不是人类
Secured the services of the university volleyball mascot a llama by the
获得了大学排球吉祥物美洲驼的服务
Name of Missy
米西的名字
When the baby was ready
当我准备好
The child was removed via cesarean it was a healthy baby
孩子是剖腹产取下的是一个健康的婴儿
Boy he was named Kevin
男孩他的名字是Kevin
I once heard a noise
我曾经听到一种声音
In the night the most sensual voice
在夜里用最动听的声音
Song of love from an angelic boy
一个天使般的男孩唱起了爱的歌
Stuck in my head
萦绕在我的脑海里
And this is what he said
他是这样说的
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Pondering reality
思考现实
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Who will buy my raspberries
谁会买我的覆盆子
Kevin was a beautiful child Dr Apesacrappin saw to it that Kevin was
Trained by the best in all aspects of performing
在表演的各个方面都接受了最好的训练
His voice was golden and had a
他的声音金碧辉煌
Sweetness to it that most males lacked he moved with grace and was able to
他的动作优雅优雅，能够
Moonwalk by the time he was three as Kevin grew with his talent Dr Apesacrappin
他三岁的时候就开始走太空步了随着他的天赋像DrApesacrappin一样不断成长
Started noticing odd developments in his physical state when Kevin lost his baby
当凯文失去孩子时他开始注意到自己身体状况的奇怪变化
Teeth his secondaries came in with a vengeance they were at least twice
他的助手们来找我报仇他们至少来了两次
The size of a normal adult's
和正常成年人一样大
And the two in front stuck nearly straight out also
前面的两个人也几乎被困住了
As Kevin reached his eighth year
凯文已经八岁了
He was the same height as he was when he was four to
他的身高和他四岁时的身高一样
Top it off he was growing hair all over
最重要的是他浑身长满了汗毛
And his penis was enormous even by adult
Standards
标准
It also dawned on the doctor
医生也恍然大悟
That even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing
即使这些年听着Kevin的歌
He rarely spoke often choosing to communicate with various grunts and gurgles
他很少说话经常选择用不同的哼哼声和格格声交流
I once heard a noise
我曾经听到一种声音
In the night the most sensual voice
在夜里用最动听的声音
Song of love from an angelic boy
一个天使般的男孩唱起了爱的歌
Stuck in my head
萦绕在我的脑海里
And this is what he said
他是这样说的
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Pondering reality
思考现实
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Who will buy my raspberries
谁会买我的覆盆子
Others were noticing the changes in Kevin children began to tease him
其他人注意到了凯文的变化,孩子们开始戏弄他
To call him gopher boy
叫他地鼠男孩
One day a bully by the name of big Roy started throwing bananas at him
一天，一个名叫Roy的恶霸开始朝他扔香蕉
Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas
很快一群孩子开始扔香蕉
Suddenly in a fury Kevin rushed at big Roy
突然间,凯文怒火中烧地向大块头罗伊冲去
And bit three fingers off on his left hand
咬掉他左手的三根手指
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
凯文被带走由国家监护
Dr Apesacrappin's actions were found out but because there was no legislation
Apesacrappin博士的行为被发现了但是因为没有立法
Concerning the genetic construction of another human being
关于另一个人的基因构造
No criminal charges were brought forth
没有提出任何刑事指控
The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his credentials
医学协会的道德委员会剥夺了他所有的资格证书
And his reputation was ruined
他的名声也毁了
In fact his name became so synonymous with failure that for years to come
事实上，他的名字成了失败的代名词，在接下来的几年里
Med students around the world were known to say in times of mishaps
全世界的医科学生在遇到麻烦时都会说
Damn I feel just like Apesacrappin
该死我感觉就像阿贝沙克拉平
Dr Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
墨菲斯托博士立即着手收养小凯文
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus
作为一名著名的科学家和克隆芦笋的创造者
It wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son
不久两人就合法地结为父子
They moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
他们搬到科罗拉多州，在那里过着相对默默无闻的生活
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words
凯文依然是个沉默寡言的男孩
Sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles
主要是他的呼噜声和汩汩声
But on occasion if you listen closely
但有时如果你仔细聆听
You can hear his sweet golden signing voice ring out
你可以听到他甜美动人的歌声
Into the night over the small town of south park
夜幕降临在南方公园的小镇上
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Pondering reality
思考现实
I am gopher boy
我是地鼠男孩
Who will buy my raspberries
谁会买我的覆盆子
