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作词 : James Phyrillas
作曲 : James Phyrillas
Welcome to Smash Brothers
Have a look around
Any gaming franchise you can think of can be found
We've got dozens of fighters
Both classic and new
You're guaranteed a character important to you
Welcome to Smash Brothers
Hop into a fight
Would you like to 1 on 1 me?
Or use items just for spite?
We have oodles of options
For competitive fans ;)
*laugh
Just don't bring up melee cause that game is banned
Welcome to Smash Brothers
You wouldn't believe
How many people want Mario to beat up Minecraft Steve
Play Samus!
Play Simon!
Play sans Undertale!
We got crossover so endless in scale
Welcome to Smash Brothers
Get into elite
All you need to do is spam that PK Fire **** to cheat
We got spririts
No trophies
And no target test
But we got a bunch of online fanart...
Of wii fit trainer and Palutena f**king each other
Welcome Smash Brothers
Snake can't use a gun
But a teenage in highschool can pull his out just for fun
We gotta censor Mythra 'cause her outfit is too lewd
But you can play as Shulk and Samus half nude!
Sonic's been here 13 years and still he's all alone
Ganondorf has been here 20
And he still plays like a clone
Play as PAC-MAN or
Attack the man who brought everybody back
Because the game lacks Dente Crash and Knack
Don't cut him Slack,cause he's a hack and
Sakurai hate Modern Kirby
Never played the games
There's 8 Fire Emblem f**kers
Why do they all play the same?
Can we get a new Zelda rep thats not a Link?
Who cares about Ridley and Banjo
IF
THEIR
MOVIE
SETS
SUCKS
Could I interest you in everyone?
Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone
Everyone's here!
Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone
Everyone's here!
Could I interest you in everyone?
Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone
Everyone's here!
Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone
Everyone's here!
You know
It wasn't always like this
Not very long ago...
Just before your time
Right before the gamecube dropped
Circa '99
There were only 8
Right out the gate
You could unlock 4
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting...
FOR MORE
MORE
We just wanted more
When Kojima asked for Snake in
That kicked down the door
And you kept on requesting
There icons galore
Now look at you
Oh...
Look at you
Youuuuuuuu~
Insatiable you
All he needs to add is gone now
Sora and
Goku
And even when they're added
There's still more to do
Sakurai once thought brawl
Would they ended them all..
*laughing hysterically
Could I interest you in everyone?
Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone
Everyone's here!
Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone
Everyone's here!
Could I interest you in everyone?
Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone
Everyone's here!
Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
Anyone and everyone
And anyone and everyone
And anyone and everyone
EVERYONE'S HERE!
