Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)歌词-Nick Cracknell

Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)歌词由Nick Cracknell演唱，出自专辑《Rounded With A Sleep (Explicit)》，下面是《Eldrick’s Lament (Explicit)》完整版歌词！

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Two in three men

Are you fucking kidding?

This is a battle

I have no chance of winning

Now I have to wear

A hat under the skylight

If I want to avoid a nasty burn

And how come everybody

Else saw this coming but me?

Not like I got eyes

In the back of my head

And even if I did they'd

Have an uninterrupted view

Of what lay ahead of them

Such is the extent of the problem

And I drive a fancy car

And I got a billion dollars

In my bank account

That I had to give my ex wife half of

And all the silver in my cabinet

Ain't going nowhere

If only the same could

Be said about my hair

Now I'm driving to the chemist

To see what he can do

He said sorry son

That's recession for you

But don't you fret

Some women find it sexy

I said man

Is this permanent or temporary?

I may not be an easy man to console

When I shoot a double

Bogey on the final hole

But I ain't no slapheaded Joe

Can you give me something for it?

He just laughed and said at least

Your head is brighter than your future

But I drive the ball so far

And the five green jackets

In my cabinet sit beside

The three claret jugs

That I drink from daily

And all of this should

Make for happiness

But I'd give them all away if

I could have just one

More day with my hair