笨小笨Badtimes歌词由Laika演唱，出自专辑《Black Cat Bone / Badtimes》，下面是《Badtimes》完整版歌词！
Badtimes歌词完整版
Badtimes - Laika
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Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen
If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes
如果你收到一封邮件主题是艰难时期
Delete it immediatly without reading it
不看就直接删掉
This is the most dangerous email virus yet
这是迄今为止最危险的电子邮件病毒
It will rewrite your hard drive
它会重写你的硬盘
Not only that
不仅如此
But it will scramble any disks
但它会扰乱光盘
That are even close to your computer
就连你的电脑旁边
It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings
它会重新校准你的冰箱冷却设置
So all your ice cream melts
你的冰激凌都融化了
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
它会消除你信用卡上的磁条
Screw up the tracking on your vcr
毁掉你的录像机
And use subspace field harmonics
用子空间场和声
To render any cds you try to play unreadable
播放无法读取的CD
It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number
它会给你的前男友或女友你的新电话号码
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
它会在你的鱼缸里加入防冻剂
It will drink all your beer
它会喝光你所有的啤酒
And leave it's socks out on the coffee table
把袜子扔在咖啡桌上
When theres company coming over
当有客人来的时候
It will put a dead kitten
它会把一只死去的小猫
In the back pocket of your good suit
在你西装的后口袋里
And hide your car keys when you're late for work
上班迟到的时候把车钥匙藏起来
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin
艰难的时光会让你爱上一只企鹅
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets
你会做噩梦梦见马戏团的侏儒
It will pour sugar in your gas tank
它会把糖倒进你的油箱
And shave off both your eyebrows
把你的眉毛都剃掉
While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back
背着你和你的现任男友或女友约会
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
把晚餐和酒店的费用记在你的Visa卡上
It will seduce your grandmother
会诱惑你的奶奶
It does not matter if she is dead
就算她死了也没关系
Such is the power of badtimes
这就是艰难时光的力量
It reaches out beyond the grave
延伸到坟墓之外
To sully those things we hold most dear
玷污我们珍惜的东西
It moves your car randomly around parking lots
它会在停车场随意移动你的车
It can't find them
它找不到
It will kick your dog
它会踢你的狗
It will leave libidinous messages
它会留下令人厌恶的信息
On your boss voice mail in your voice
用你的声音给你的老板发来语音消息
It is insidious and subtle
这是阴险而微妙的
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold
这场面既危险又可怕
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve
还有一种很有趣的淡紫色
Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease
艰难岁月会让你患上荷兰榆树病
It will leave the toilet seat up
会让马桶座圈翘起来
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
它会在你的浴缸里制造一批***
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove
然后把熏肉留在炉子上
While it goes out to chase high school kids
当它出去追逐高中生时
With your new snowblower
用你新买的吹雪机
These are just a few of the signs
这些只是一些迹象
Be very very careful
小心点
