笨小笨Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast / Soundtrack Version)歌词由Richard White&Jesse Corti&Chorus - Beauty And the Beast&Disney演唱，出自专辑《Beauty and the Beast (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)》，下面是《Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast / Soundtrack Version)》完整版歌词！
Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast / Soundtrack Version)歌词完整版
Artist：disney
Songs Title：gaston
Who does she think she is
她以为她是谁
That girl has tangled with the wrong man
那个女孩在和一个并不适合她的男孩在吵架
No one says "no" to Gaston
从没有人敢对加斯顿说 不
Heh heh Darn right
绝对是这样
Dismissed Rejected Publicly humiliated
被解雇 被拒绝 或是被公开羞辱
Why it's more than I can bear
为什么 这并不是我能承受的
More beer
再多些啤酒
What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced
又有什么用呢 没有什么作用 我被羞辱
Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull yourself together
谁 你吗 绝不会这样 加斯顿 你需要重新振作起来
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
加斯顿 不要让它妨碍到你
Looking so down in the dumps
情绪不要这么低落
Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
加斯顿 这里的每个人都以你为傲 都想成为你
Even when taking your lumps
甚至都想为你效劳
There's no man in town as admired as you
这个小镇上没有人不尊重你
You're everyone's favorite guy
你是大家最喜欢的人
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
每个人都对你充满敬畏 都受到你的鼓舞
And it's not very hard to see why
这并不难明白原因
No one's slick as Gaston
没有人像加斯顿这样聪明
No one's quick as Gaston
没有人像加斯顿这般敏捷
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
没有人的脖子像加斯顿这般粗
For there's no man in town half as manly
因为镇上没有人像加斯顿这般强壮
Perfect a pure paragon
完美 简直就是个完美的人
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
你可以去问问汤姆 迪克或是斯坦利
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
他们会告诉你他们愿意为谁效忠
No one's been like Gaston
没有人会像加斯顿一样
A king pin like Gaston
大家都喜欢加斯顿
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
没有人有像加斯顿一样特别的下巴
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
就像一个样本 是的 我为之震惊
My what a guy that Gaston
多么厉害的一个人物啊 加斯顿
Give five hurrahs
让我们高声欢呼
Give twelve hip-hips
让我们尽情鼓掌
Gaston is the best
加斯顿是最棒的
And the rest is all drips
其他人都不值一提
No one fights like Gaston
没有人能像加斯顿那样战斗
Douses lights like Gaston
没有人能像加斯顿般吸引大家的目光
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
在摔跤比赛中 没有人能像加斯顿般勇猛
For there's no one as burly and brawny
因为没有人如加斯顿这般魁梧强壮
As you see I've got biceps to spare
如你所见 我有强健的肌肉
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
并不像他们那般 分布不均或是骨瘦如柴
That's right
就是这样
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
我身体上的每一寸肌肤都强劲有力
No one hits like Gaston
没有人能和加斯顿相比
Matches wits like Gaston
没有人能和加斯顿的智慧相媲美
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
在吐口水大赛中 也没有人能赢得了加斯顿
I'm especially good at expectorating
我尤其擅长吐口水
Ten points for Gaston
加斯顿 得十分
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
当我还是个孩子 我能吃四打鸡蛋
Every morning to help me get large
每天早上起来 我都能长高许多
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
现在我已经长大 我一次能吃五打鸡蛋
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
因此我强壮无比
No one shoots like Gaston
没有人能有加斯顿那般精准的枪法
Makes those beauts like Gaston
像加斯顿那般漂亮的射击
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
轻易就能打败对手 人们穿着加斯顿同款的鞋子
I use antlers in all of my decorating
在我所有的装饰品上我也用鹿角
Say it again
再强调一下
Who's a man among men
谁才是男人中的男人
And then say it once more
让我们再重复一下
Who's the hero next door
谁是近在咫尺的英雄
Who's a super success
谁获得了超级的成功
Don't you know
难道你们不知道吗
Can't you guess
难道还用猜吗
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
问问他的粉丝 他的五个随从
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
在这个小镇上 这样的人只有一个 他脱颖而出
And his name's G-A-S-T-
他的名字是这样拼的 G A S T
G-A-S-T-E-
G A S T E
G-A-S-T-O-
G A S T O
Oh
Gaston
加斯顿
