笨小笨The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy歌词由Tom Cardy演唱，出自专辑《Big Dumb Idiot (Explicit)》，下面是《The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy》完整版歌词！
The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy歌词完整版
The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy - Tom Cardy
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Let me tell a little story about
让我讲一个小故事
A man long time ago
很久以前的一个人
He was the quickest draw in the wild
他是最吸引我的人
West by the name of Smokin' Joe
名叫《吞云吐雾》的西海岸
It's Smokin' Joe
这是《吞云吐雾》
Hit the floor
倒在地上
But he didn't own no six-gun
但他没有一把手枪
Lemme tell you what he'd do
让我告诉你他会做什么
When the varmint rode into town
当野兽来到镇上
He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
他会用一个大胖子把他们干掉*你
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
750 for large soy cappucino
大杯大豆卡布奇诺750元
Lemme get my wallet
让我去拿钱包
**** you
你
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
Even though I'm not with Amazon
即使我不是亚马逊的人
You're calling me to tell me
你打电话来告诉我
That my profile has been hacked
我的资料被黑了
**** you
你
And so Joe held the law in the town
所以Joe在镇上遵守法律
In which he lived
他生活的地方
Yeah Only stupid ************* would
只有才会这样做
Talk **** around Rudeboy
With his whiplash wrist
手腕上带着伤痕
Gon' get it now
马上就来
Leroy two gun Jenkins thought that
勒罗伊两把枪詹肯斯以为
He could surely win
他肯定能赢
But before Leroy could blink
但在勒罗伊眨眼之前
He was told to sit and spin
有人叫他坐着转一圈
Why don't you take it for a ride now
为何你不愿兜兜风
The Mongoose Mountain Gang played
猫鼬山帮演奏
Dirty with a twenty-man crew
身边美女如云
But tales are told that Joe grew eighteen arms
可传说乔长出了十八只手臂
That day as a gift from Vishnu
那一天是毗湿奴给我的礼物
And as he rose in fame
当他名声大噪
Every quickdraw outlaw came to the man
每个亡命之徒都来找他
They heard whose fists would burn
他们听说谁的拳头会燃烧
When he flipped the bird
当他扣动扳机
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
You wanna refund the money that I spent
你想退还我花掉的钱
In your shop with a store credit
在你的店里买东西
**** you
你
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
Everybody brought a platter
每个人都带了一盘好菜
To my fancy birthday dinner
参加我奢华的生日晚宴
But you brought soda water
可你带来了苏打水
**** you
你
He got that name because his finger
他的名字是因为他的手指
Burns hot like the sun
像太阳一样炙热
And leaves you smokin' when he's done
当他完事之后让你吞云吐雾
It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
幸好乔跑得飞快
'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sure
因为我不确定他是否会赢得每一场战斗
Joe knew that they had a literal gun
乔知道他们真的有一把枪
I know that they're packing heat
我知道他们带着武器
And I know that they know that
我知道他们心知肚明
I'm the man to beat
我是所向披靡的人
But when I step onto the street
但当我走上街头
With a jingle in my feet
脚上响起叮当声
They know that I know that
他们知道我知道
They know that they can
他们知道他们可以
**** themself
Some say many years ago
有人说很多年前
Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
约瑟夫·鲁德巴之前是烟鬼乔
He had a wife her name was Bo
他有一个妻子她的名字叫Bo
Bo was with child in a happy home
Bo在幸福的家庭里怀孕了
But into town an outlaw came
但一个亡命之徒来到镇上
Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
穿着一件像血迹一样的丝绒斗篷
Now Bo didn't like Joe using no gun
现在Bo不喜欢Joe用枪
So Bo told Joe to ******* run
所以Bo叫Joe逃走
You gotta bring back help run fast Joe fast Joe
你得找人帮你逃得飞快
Lemme stay and fight
让我留下来战斗
But Bo said no guns you've got to go
但Bo说不准带枪你必须离开
Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
约瑟夫·鲁德伯太慢了
For a child that he'd never know
为了一个他永远不会认识的孩子
Joeseph Rudeboy you're too slow
乔瑟夫，鲁迪，你太慢了
Burning inside Joseph died but from
内心火热约瑟离开人世
The ash the man who rose was
灰烬中那个站起来的人
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
He's a human pheonix
他是人妖
Yes that's the word
没错就是这个词
I heard he was born in a fire
我听说他生于烈火之中
And rides a pair of flamin' birds
骑着一对烈鸟
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
I heard he's never shot no-one but he's
我听说他从未射杀任何人但他
Still locked up half of the wild west
狂野西部的一半土地依然被禁锢
Lookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gun
寻找一个穿着天鹅绒衣服的
One day an outlaw came to town
一天一个亡命之徒来到镇上
Come out here Smokin' Joe
来到这里吞云吐雾
You're just as well already dead
你已经死了也无妨
He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
他穿着一件丝绒斗篷但乔怒火中烧
And on the street the fateful pair did meet
这对命中注定的恋人在街头相遇
All the townsfolk came to watch when they knew
镇上所有的人都来观看
Joe was gonna tell someone to f
乔会叫人去找她
Their eyes were locked what seemed
他们目不转睛仿佛
Like three eternities
就像三个永恒
To Joe the velvet man seemed different
在Joe看来丝绒人似乎与众不同
From how he remembered him to be
从他记忆中的那个他
But it was all the same to Smokin'
可这对《吞云吐雾》来说都一样
Joe who'd been through hell
经历过磨难的Joe
He'd dreamt every night the last eighteen years
十八年来他每天晚上都会梦到
Of telling this guy to **** himself
让这家伙自生自灭
But when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fist
但当乔准备击球时他的手变成了一只拳头
The outlaw shot him first with a
歹徒先朝他开了一枪
Middle finger that looked just like his
竖起中指看起来就像他的中指
And as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's face
乔倒下的时候他看到了亡命之徒的脸
A young girl who'd seen it all
一个女孩什么都见过
And grew up in a terrible place
在一个可怕的地方长大
Whose mother once told Joseph
她的母亲曾经告诉过约瑟夫
To run and bring back help
奋力奔跑寻求帮助
A girl who thought her father had run out
一个以为父亲已经离去的女孩
To save himself
拯救自己
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
You been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddy
你告诉所有人我是个游手好闲的人
Didn't know I tried to save ya
不知道我试图拯救你
Yeah
**** you daughter
你的女儿
Smokin' Joe it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
Lemme make sure I heard you right
让我确保我没有听错
Now I found my father and I learnt the truth
现在我找到了我的父亲我知道了真相
We can be reunited
我们可以重逢
That's right
对啊
**** you old man
**你个老头
