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I caught my girl banging "Santa Claus"
Underneath the Christmas tree last night.
That skeevie, jolly creep
In the rusted out red Jeep,
She thought that I had had too much
And long fallen asleep.
Then, I heard my girl ask old Santa Claus
To tie her up with colored Christmas Lights.
Oh, what a mess it would have been
If she knew I paid him,
For pics of her and Santa Claus last night!
I'll take pics of her and Santy Claus
And give them out to carolers for spite.
I'll hand them out for free
To the people of the street,
And try to bring some Christmas Cheer
To everyone I meet.
I put a copy in her dresser drawer,
And steeled myself for such an epic fight.
I thought she'd have a fit,
But she was crazy into it!
Now, I'm dressing up like
Santa Claus tonight.
Dressing up like Santa Claus tonight.
Dressing up like Santa Claus tonight!