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Wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby
We could call it Chuck
I was passing by：and saw you were playing
Or ****
Listen I need a favor
I was in the shower and as I was
Cleansing myself I felt something
Was it like a sneeze only better
No I mean like a thing on my body
Well what was it
Well I don't know It's kind of in a place that's not
It's not visually accessible to me And I was hoping maybe you guys
Could help me out
Come on you guys It's no big deal
Well what is it Is it a mole
No it's too wrinkly to be a mole
Is it What a pimple
No it's
Fancier than a pimple
Ross just go see a doc Guys what's
Well it's definite Two more weeks of winter
Yeah right
And this is the coffeehouse This is where I play my music
Good deal These are my friends
People This is Vince Vince the people
Vince is a fireman
Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building
Ninety eight hot saves Highest on the force
Fire safety is not a joke son
You're right I know
Look I gotta go I'm on call tonight
See you Saturday
He's cute Pheebs
But you just started dating that teacher
Oh Jason
We're seeing each other tonight
Well Pheebs
Two dates in one day That's so unlike you
I know I know I'm like playing the field
I'm juggling two guys I'm sowing my wild oats
You know this kind of like oat sowing field playing juggler
So do they know about each other
Does a dog's lips move when he reads
Okay no they don't know
Hey guys
Well How'd it go at the doctor's
He said there's definitely nothing to worry about It's benign
What is it He couldn't even tell me
He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality
The worse thing is he said being unable to identify it
He was reluctant to remove it
You should go to my guy
Because when I went in there with my third nipple
He just lopped it right off
So I guess I'm lucky
I mean not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples
At least they knew what yours was You know Yours had a name
Maybe they'll name yours after you
You know They'd call it The Ross
And then people would be like Oh he's got a Ross
Yeah that'd be cool
Pete's breaking up with me
What
I just checked my messages
He said that when he gets back We need to talk
And Well that's it
People never sayWe need to talk unless it's something bad
That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you
Really
Maybe he just cheated on you
I won't get rich doing it but I gotta say it's cool
Knowing you're making a difference in a kid's life
That is so great
Oh my God
We'd better call the fire department
Well we don't need a fireman
We need like a good mechanic
Here they come We gotta get out of here
Wait Why
If I wanted to see a fireman I'd date one
That's all it is A third nipple
You know Just your run of the mill third nipple
You can take it off Just slice that baby right off
Take your shirt off Let's see what we're dealing with
What are you doing
Just showing you my run of the mill slice it right off third nipple
Well that's not a third nipple
First of all it's on your a*s
Well then what is it
Wait a minute Hold it
Jansen come in here I'm with Hamilton
He's good with weird things Bring him in too
I gotta go water Pete's plants
You know what If he's gonna break up with me maybe I won't water them
If he's gonna break up with you maybe Joey and I should do it
Or
We could go and pee on them
I can't take it you know
I'm afraid one of them will catch me with the other
It's making me crazy
What happened to playing the field
It doesn't feel like playing anymore
It's feels like work It's like I'm working in the field
So pick one of them
Which one do you like more
Vince is great you know Because he's like a guy guy
He's just so burly so very burly
Okay good So there you go Go with Vince
But Jason's really sensitive
Sensitive is important Pick him
Oh sure Go with the sissy
Jason is not a sissy
I meant Chandler
You know I have dinner plans
Thank you so much for coming on such a short notice
Ladies and gentlemen I've been practicing medicine for 23 years 23
And I'm stumped
Okay this is the den
All right check this out Lights
All right less lights Bad lights
Lights go away
And the dimmer switch
For a rich guy that's a small TV
That's the video phone
But you shouldn't be here So don't touch anything
IKEA this is comfortable
This place is amazing
Oh God That's the nicest kitchen I know
It's the nicest kitchen
The refrigerator told me to have a great day
Look a millionaire's checkbook
Oh my God that's Pete Get out
How the hell do you answer a video phone
I guess that's how
Monica how's it going
Oh it's good It's good
Just here watering the plants
Don't forget that ficus there by Rachel
Chandler's on the couch
I see him You guys are the worst hiders ever
Hi How you doing
The other day when you said you needed to talk
Just so I know is it good news or bad news
It's good news It's definitely good news
Hold on a second I have another call
How's it going
It's still me
I've got picture in picture here
I'm gonna have to call you back later
Monica You I'm gonna have to call you back
So I'll see you soon
Okay I love you I love you
We love you too
Well it's good news It's good news
What do you think the good news is Look at this
He wrote a check for 50000 to Hugo Lindgren's Ring Design
Sorry What do you think the good news is
Oh my
Monica's gonna marry a millionaire
You gotta get Mom on the phone Call Mom Call Mom
And that's Pete's mom
You have to make it a theme wedding And the theme could be：
Look How Much Money We've Got
I mean you could put money in the invitations
You could have like little money place settings
And you could start with a money salad
I mean it'll be dry but people will like it
Would you stop
We've only gone out a couple of weeks
But this is Pete He's not like other people
On your first date you went to Rome
For most guys that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing
Well if that's what it is then it's crazy
Monica's right We're talking about marriage here
She can't just rush into this
What do you know You married a lesbian
I gotta go I have to break up with Vince
So you're going with the teacher
I like Vince a lot you know But Jason is so sensitive
In the long run I think sensitive is better than having
A really really really nice body
Jason Definitely Jason
Wish me luck Good luck
Oh my God
Sorry
I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet
Excuse me Is Vince here
Oh sure
I didn't know you guys actually used those
So what's up
This isn't gonna be easy
I don't think we should see each other anymore
I'm sorry
No it's okay
It's just that I thought we had something pretty special here
I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to
There's so much in me I haven't shared with you yet
My God I didn't know you were so
I'm sorry I can't talk
I'm gonna go write in my journal
Wait Wait Wait
If you wanna take care of that thing go see my herbal guy
Thanks But I wanna remove it not make it savory
When girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body
They tell their friends about it
Give me that
Okay don't be mad at me but I couldn't resist
Bride's Magazines
I know you said you'd say no if he asked you
But how great would you look walking down the aisle
In this Donna Karan
You so would
You should get that anyway
Well for clubbing
It is so weird
I know what I said But this morning
I was lying in bed imagining what it'd be like to say yes
I know it's a little sudden and it's rushed
And it's not like me to do something like this
But it doesn't mean I can't Right
I mean I'm crazy about Pete
And I know that we want the same things
And when I thought about saying yes
It made me really happy
Oh my God
I know
I need more pie
Mon if you do get married can I bring two guests
You didn't break up with that fireman
That was my way of telling you
Well it turns out he's incredibly sensitive
He keeps a journal and he paints
He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me
He'd prefer watercolors but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal
So will you dump Jason
Yeah because I have to break up with someone
So Jason is sensitive But now so is Vince
Plus Vince has the body You know
So
It's really just about the math
Come on in
You sounded serious on the phone
Is anything wrong
You must be Ross
I am Guru Saj
Listen I gotta tell you I've never been to a guru before so
Well relax
If it makes you feel any better I've attended
Fine medical schools in Central America
Well let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours
Come on have a seat
As I suspected it's a kundus
What's a kundus
I don't know What's a kundus with you
Please lie down
I've got a salve that ought to shrink that right up
I guess it's worth a try
Sure We should see results
Clearly not the way to go
What What
We appear to have angered it
We We angered it
I think I see the problem
And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool
Love
Oh God
There is absolutely no way this is gonna come off
Unless you start to
What was that
Well it's gone
How's that
Got caught in my watch
Lights
Romantic lights
Nice
So there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about
Oh right I'd completely forgot about that
I've been doing a lot of thinking
And I look at my life
And I feel like I've conquered the business world
But there's one thing missing
What's that
It's time for me to conquer the physical world
I wanna become
You wanna what
I wanna be the Ultimate fighting Champion
It's the most intense physical competition in the world
It's banned in 49 states
What are you talking about
My trainer Hoshi is teaching me
Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian streetfighting
I even had my own octagon training ring designed
And I suppose you used a ring designer for that
I want you there in the front row when I win
I want you close enough to smell the blood
What do you think
My parents will be so happy
Crazy underwear Creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear Always in a rut
Crazy underwear
What is he doing here
All right just keep playing
You'll get through this You'll be fine
Okay thank you
And as always no one talk to me after the show
This is cool seeing you up there
What's going on here Who's this guy
I don't know He just started kissing me Get him Vince
What
I've been dating both of you
And it's been really horrible because it's been
A lot of fun for me
But I like you both
And I didn't know how to choose
So I'm sorry I'm terrible I'm a terrible person
Relax It's okay I mean
We never said this was exclusive
Neither did we So give yourself a break
Really
We haven't been going out that long
Come on we haven't even slept together yet
You haven't
You have
Well this is none of my business
I can't believe this You slept with him
Well I made you a candlelight dinner in the park
I'm gonna make this real easy for you
That could've been really awkward
You made him a candlelight dinner in the park
Yeah but I can do that for you I'm gonna do that for you
I can't believe I went out with somebody
Who'd have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area
Everything's gonna be all right
Okay ****
Hello I am Guru Saj
He's a duck right Because otherwise
This is way out of my league
He's got a really bad cough and our vet can't stop it
Is there something you can do
Let me see
Let me see
Do you think you could get him to eat a bat
