笨小笨Schticks and Stones歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《#1s》，下面是《Schticks and Stones》完整版歌词！
Schticks and Stones歌词完整版
Schticks and Stones - Allan Sherman
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She wheels her wheelbarrow
她推着手推车
Through streets that are narrow
穿过狭窄的街道
Her barrow is narrow her hips are too wide
她的手推车狭窄她的臀部太宽
So wherever she wheels it
所以不管她去哪里
The neighborhood feels it
邻里之间感同身受
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side
她的腰带不停地刮着两边的房子
In Dublin's fair city
在都柏林美丽的城市
Where girls are so pretty
那里的女孩都那么漂亮
My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone
我的Molly独一无二因为她重十八英石
(That's 256 pounds )
体重是256斤
I don't mind her fat but
It's not only that but
不仅如此
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone
她精神振奋浑身肌肉发达就像MollyMalone
I know a man his name is Lang
我认识一个人他的名字叫Lang
And he has a neon sign
他有一个霓虹灯
And Mister Lang is very old
郎先生已经老了
So they call it Old Lang's Sign
所以他们称之为老朗的标志
Oh what have you done Billy Sol Billy Sol
你做了什么比利·索尔
Oh what have you done charming Billy
你做了什么迷人的比利
You took almost every cent
你几乎拿走了每一分钱
From the you S Government
来自你的家乡
Which you spent on fertilizer which is silly
你把钱花在化肥上真是愚蠢
All day all night Cary Grant
整日整夜就像加里·格兰特
That's all I hear from my wife is Cary Grant
这就是我从我老婆那里听到的全部消息
What can he do that I can't
他能做什么我做不到
Big deal big star Cary Grant
大人物大明星加里·格兰特
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash
今夜皎洁的月光照耀着洗车场
So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again
所以我要把我的大众车再洗一次
But the way things go with me the way my luck is
但从我的命运来看我的运气
Just as soon as they're finished it will rain
他们一结束就下起雨来
On top of Old Smoky
在我的地盘上
All covered with hair
浑身都是头发
Of course I'm referring
当然我指的是
To Smoky The Bear
敬史莫基熊
Every time you take vaccine
每当你注射疫苗
Take it orally
口服
As you know the other way
你心知肚明
Is more painfully
更加痛苦
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
我祖父的钟是有史以来最好的
By the Timex company
被Timex公司
Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed
就像JohnCameronSwayze展示的时钟一样
Last night on the old tv
昨晚在电视上
Oh it works under water so perfectly
它在水下完美无瑕
And still makes a ticking sound
依然发出滴答作响的声音
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon
我的祖父今天下午才试过
And that's how the old man drowned
老人就这样被淹没
Do not make a stingy sandwich
不要做小气的三明治
Pile the cold cuts high
冰冷的伤口堆积如山
Customers should see salami
顾客应该看看萨拉米香肠
Coming through the rye
穿过麦田
Oh I diet all day and I diet all night
我一天到晚都在节食
It's enough to drive me bats
这足以让我心花怒放
Got no gravy or potatoes
没有肉汁也没有土豆
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
因为冰箱里的东西
Fulla polyunsaturated fats
多不饱和脂肪酸
Fare thee well Metrecal
再见了梅特卡尔
And the others of that ilk
还有其他人
Let the diet start tomorrow
让减肥从明天开始
'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow
因为今天我会借酒浇愁
In a double malted milk
When you go to the delicatessen store
当你去熟食店时
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
I repeat what I just said before
我重复我刚才说过的话
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Oh buy the corned beef if you must
如果你有必要买点腌牛肉
The pickled herring you can trust
你可以信得过的腌青鱼
And the lox puts you in orbit aok
那种东西让你兴奋无比
But that big hunk of liverwurst
但那一大块肝香肠
Has been there since October First
从十月一日就开始了
And today is the Twenty-Third of May
今天是五月二十三日
So when you go to the delicatessen store
所以当你去熟食店时
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
It'll make your insides awful sore
这会让你痛不欲生
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
不要买肝香肠
