笨小笨The Jogger歌词由Bobby Bare演唱，出自专辑《Country for Truckers》，下面是《The Jogger》完整版歌词！
The Jogger歌词完整版
The Jogger - Bobby Bare
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Well I've been a trucker now for twenty years
我做卡车司机已经二十年了
From the Charleston coast to the Jersey piers
从查尔斯顿海岸到新泽西码头
And sharin' the road with the race car nuts and loggers
和赛车狂飙的人还有伐木工人分享道路
Sunday drivers scouts on hikes Hells Angels on Harley bikes
星期天的司机童子军徒步旅行地狱天使骑着哈雷摩托
I never met a roader I didn't like cept them joggers
我从未遇见过开车的人除了那些慢跑的人我不喜欢
One day I'm rollin' down 1-0-1
总有一天我会一败涂地
I got 18 wheels and a 14-ton
我有18个轮子和一辆14吨重的豪车
Radio playin' a good ol' country rocker
收音机里播放着优秀的乡村摇滚歌手
The day was surely a trucker's dream
这一天肯定是卡车司机的梦想
The sky was sunny and the air was clean
天空晴朗空气清新
When up ahead on the road I seen one of them joggers
在前面的路上我看见一个人在慢跑
He was dressed like they do in baby blue
他像他们一样穿着浅蓝色的衣服
With shortie shorts and a headband too
穿着超短裤戴着头带
I yelled Sweetie I bet that you are the hit of the men's room locker
我大声叫道亲爱的我打赌你是男厕储物柜里最受欢迎的人
Well I'm a runnin' late with an overload
我快要迟到了超负荷运转
So get your Adidas off a this road
所以把你的阿迪达斯从这条路上拿下来
I'm LA bound and I don't slow down for dead raccoons or joggers
我要去洛杉矶我不会为死去的浣熊或慢跑者放慢速度
Well without breakin' stride or losin' poise
不会放慢脚步也不会失去平衡
He said you and that rig sure make some noise
他说你和那家伙肯定会制造噪音
But I can't talk now cause I'm racin' against the clocker
但我现在不能说话因为我要和时间赛跑
But it's just nine miles to Forkers Leap
但离ForkersLeap只有九英里
And if you ain't afraid to race that heap
如果你不怕和我比一比
We'll see how that ol' rig holds up against a super jogger
让我们看看这家伙怎么对付超级飞侠
Race I must be hearin' wrong
比赛我肯定是听错了
The boy's been runnin' in the sun too long
这小子在阳光下奔跑太久了
The only place he's a racin' to is a doctor's
他唯一想去的地方就是医院
But before I could say hey thank ya no
但我还没来得及说声谢谢
That fool yells ready get set go
那个傻瓜大喊准备出发
And the race is on and we're off and gone me and that maniac jogger
比赛拉开序幕我们扬长而去我和那个疯狂的慢跑者
I could've left him far behind
我本可以把他远远甩在身后
But I played with him like a fish on a line
但我和他在一起就像一条线上的鱼
And I stayed about a half a mile behind that sucker
我跟在那家伙身后半英里远
Then I pushed her up to forty-five
我把她逼到了四十五岁
And he sees me comin' and he starts to fly
他看到我来了他开始嗨起来
So I kicked her to sixty and shift to high and finally catch that jogger
所以我一脚把她踢到六十码然后嗨到不能自已终于抓住那个家伙
And it wasn't easy
这并不容易
Now I'm doin' eighty and I turned to check
现在我时速八十英里我仔细检查
And he's stayin' right with me neck in neck
他和我形影不离
His hearts a thumpin' like an engine goin' poo poon pucker prooon
他的心怦怦直跳就像引擎不停运转
Then he yelled out I hope you're set
他大声说我希望你准备好了
Cause I ain't shifted into second yet
因为我还没有换到第二名
Then he unwinds and leaves me behind eaten the dust of a jogger
然后他放松身心把我远远甩在身后就像一个慢跑者
Then I see him a joggin' up into the sky
然后我看见他一路狂飙
And he yells hey thanks for the exercise
他对我说谢谢你的鼓励
And I hope that losin' the race was not too shockin'
我希望输掉比赛不会太令人震惊
Ya see my dad says heaven's no place to run
你看我爸爸说天堂无处可逃
I try to be an obedient son
我想做个听话的儿子
So I got to come down to earth to do my joggin'
所以我必须脚踏实地去跑步
Well that's the story take it or leave it
故事就是这样要么接受要么放弃
My trucker buddies they believe it
我的卡车司机朋友都深信不疑
So do those race car nuts and Harley hoggers
那些疯狂的赛车迷沉迷于哈雷摩托
And I'm still drivin' much the same
我还是开着同样的车
Cept I don't call nobody names
除了我不会骂任何人
And I tip my hat each time I pass one of them good old joggers
每当我经过那些优秀的慢跑者我都会脱帽致敬
Hey there's one now hey everybody hangin' in there
现在有一个了每个人都在等着
