Good Advice歌词-Allan Sherman

Good Advice歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《Allan In Wonderland》，下面是《Good Advice》完整版歌词！

Good Advice歌词完整版

Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price - Allan Sherman

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I know a man named Otis who invented a room

我认识一个叫Otis的人他发明了一个房间

And his heart was filled with pride

他的心中充满了骄傲

I said to Mr Otis ＂What does your room do ＂

我对奥蒂斯先生说"你的房间是做什么的"

He said ＂It goes from side to side ＂

他说：“它左右摇摆”

So I said ＂Mr Otis if you take my advice

所以我说"奥蒂斯先生如果你接受我的建议

You'll be the richest man in town

你会成为城里最富有的人

You gotta take that room that goes from side to side

你得占领那间混乱不堪的房间

And make it go up and down ＂

让它起起落落

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it＇s worth the price

好建议不花一分钱,值得付出代价

I sincerely doubt

我真的怀疑

That the world could do without

这世界没有它也无妨

My good advice

我的好建议

Sir Isaac Newton came around to my house one day

有一天IsaacNewton爵士来到我家

His face was all sunburned and red

他的脸被太阳晒得通红

He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree

他说他不想在树荫下睡觉

Because an apple might fall on his head

因为苹果可能会掉在他的头上

I said ＂Sir Isaac you dumbbell take my advice

我说：＂Isaac先生你这个蠢货听从我的建议

Go right back there and sleep beneath that tree

回到那棵树下酣然入睡

And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your head

如果你任由那颗烂苹果砸在你的头上

Why you'll discover gravity ＂

为何你会发现地心引力

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

The world's a better place

这世界变得更加美好

Since I gave the human race

自从我给了人类

My good advice

我的好建议

A man named Mr Waterman invented a tube

一个名叫华特曼的人发明了一种电子管

He was sad because it sprung a little leak

他很伤心因为事情出了点小问题

He said ＂Darn it when I hold my tube on a piece of paper

他说可恶当我把烟管放在纸上时

The ink leaks out and makes a little streak ＂

墨水漏了出来，留下一点痕迹

He said ＂I've gotta find a way to stop that leak

他说＂我得想个办法阻止消息泄露

I'll start working on my leakproof tube again ＂

我会重新开始研究我的防漏管道

I said ＂Waterman you idiot don't stop that leak

我说：＂沃特曼你个白痴不要阻止泄密

You just invented a fountain pen ＂

你刚刚发明了一支钢笔

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

I'm so worldly wise

我深谙世故

I should get the Nobel Prize

我应该获得诺贝尔奖

For good advice

求高见

Good old Henry Ford he was a hardworking man

善良的亨利·福特他是个勤奋的人

He worked all night and all day

他整日整夜地工作

I said ＂Henry watcha doing ＂

我说亨利看好了

And Henry he said ＂I'm inventing the Chevrolet ＂

亨利说我要发明雪佛兰

He said ＂I've already built twenty-five models

他说＂我已经做了二十五个模型

One for each letter from A to Z ＂

从A到Z每一个字母都对应一个单词

I said ＂Henry you fool there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet

我说亨利你这个傻瓜字母表里有二十六个字母

He said ＂Good heavens I forgot the Model T ＂

他说天哪我忘了带T型车

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

It's fruitful as can be

收获颇丰

And it's absolutely free

完全免费

My good advice

我的好建议

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers named Wright

威尔伯和奥维尔是两兄弟名叫莱特

The nicest pair of kids you've ever seen

你见过的最好的一对孩子

They worked twelve years on a secret project

他们为一个秘密项目工作了十二年

They thought it was a washing machine

他们以为那是一台洗衣机

I said ＂Fellas what are all those wings for ＂

我说伙计们这翅膀是干什么的

They said ＂For hanging clothes out to dry ＂

他们说为了晾衣服

I said ＂You fools take that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk

我说＂你们这些傻瓜把洗衣机拿出来给基蒂霍克

And see if the darn thing all fly ＂

看看这可恶的东西会不会飞起来

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

I'm so smart that I'm

我好聪明

Gonna win a Guggenheim

我会赢得古根汉的青睐

For good advice

求高见

(One more time)

再来一次

Benjamin Franklin was a charming old man

本杰明·富兰克林是个迷人的老头

He was always flying his kite

他总是放浪形骸

One night I said ＂Benjy why ain't you out with your kite ＂

一天晚上我说Benjy你为什么不带着你的风筝出去

He said ＂Because it's raining tonight ＂

他说因为今晚在下雨

I said ＂Benjy sweety you go right back out there

我说：＂奔驰车亲爱的你给我滚回去

And to your kite string tie a key

给你的风筝线系上一把钥匙

This may shock you Benjy my boy

这可能会让你震惊我的孩子

But that's electricity ＂

但那就是电流

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

I'll be fond of you

我会喜欢你

If you'll only listen to

只要你侧耳倾听

My good advice

我的好建议

Ooga Magoog was a Neanderthal man

OogaMagoog是尼安德特人

A very poorly educated soul

一个没有受过多少教育的人

He had a great big square thing made of solid stone

他有一个大大的方形的东西是用坚硬的石头做的

And in the middle of it was a hole

在它的中央是一个空洞

One day he had to go from his cave in Natchez

有一天他不得不离开他在Natchez的洞穴

To his uncle's cave in Mobile

他叔叔在莫比尔的洞穴里

I said ＂Round off those corners

我说＂绕过那些街角

And buy a set of tires

买一套轮胎

And Ooky baby that's a wheel ＂

Ooky宝贝这是一个车轮

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

Harvard offered me

哈佛给了我机会

A Phi Beta Kappa key

就像美国大学荣誉学会的钥匙

For good advice

求高见

Sigmund Freud he had an unfurnished house

西格蒙特·佛洛依德他的房子里没有家具

He was a very nosy fellow so it seems

他是个多管闲事的家伙所以看起来

He had no chairs

他没有椅子

So he made all his friends stand around all day

所以他让他所有的朋友整天站在那里

And tell him all their secrets and their dreams

告诉他他们所有的秘密和梦想

Well while they stood there talking till they got fallen arches

当他们站在那里喋喋不休直到他们筋疲力尽

They yelled ＂My feet are killing me Ouch ＂

他们大叫道我的脚疼死了

I said ＂Sigmund don't you realize you've got a gold mine here

我说：＂Sigmund你是否意识到你已经拥有一座金矿

Go out and buy yourself a leather couch ＂

出去给自己买一张皮沙发吧

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

Every word you're told

我对你说的每一句话

Will be 18 karat gold

是18K金的

That's good advice

这是个好建议

Alexander Graham Bell was building a fence

亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔在建造栅栏

With some wood and a long piece of wire

用一些木头和一根长钢丝

He said ＂There's something strange going on around here

他说＂这里发生了一些奇怪的事情

I keep hearing the voice of Uncle Myer ＂

我总是听到麦尔大叔的声音

I said ＂Mr Graham Cracker ＂ (that was my little joke)

我说格雷厄姆·克拉克先生这是我开的玩笑

＂With that wire you got the world in your palm

只要有一根绳索你就能掌控整个世界

Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between

只需要准备一个传声筒一个耳机还有一个

And you'll sponsor The Telephone Hour ＂

你会赞助《电话时刻》

And that was good advice good advice

这是个好建议

Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price

好建议不花一分钱值得付出代价

Every word ya hear

你听到的每一句话

Is the message of the year

这是今年要传递的信息

It's good advice

这是个好建议

Christopher Columbus was a seaman second class

克里斯多福·哥伦布是个二等水手

When I told him that the Indies could be found

当我告诉他可以找到印度群岛时

By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the East

去往西方而不是东方

I advised him that I thought the world was round

我告诉他我以为世界是圆的

(I really thought so )

我真的以为如此

And then I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella

然后我派他去问伊莎贝拉女王

To pawn her jewels for all their worth

把她的珠宝拿去当掉

Next day he set sail and as everyone knows

第二天他扬帆起航众所周知

He fell off the edge of the Earth

他从地球边缘坠落

And that was bad advice bad advice

这不是好建议

Bad advice is just the same as good advice

错误的建议和好的建议是一样的

Everybody makes

每个人都会

Occasional mistakes

偶尔犯错

And that was bad advice

这不是好建议