笨小笨Stretchy Pants歌词由Carrie Underwood演唱，出自专辑《Pop Christmas 2022 (Explicit)》，下面是《Stretchy Pants》完整版歌词！
Stretchy Pants歌词完整版
Stretchy Pants - Carrie Underwood
Lyrics by：Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey
Composed by：Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey
Time to celebrate the season haven't eaten all day
是时候为这个季节庆祝 一整天都没有吃东西
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
我的肚子饿得咕咕叫 因为我一直在腾空间
I've got my place at the table
我找了个位置在桌边坐下
Can't fit no more on my plate
我的盘子里都快要堆不下
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face
我手里握着叉子 准备塞满我的嘴
So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes
所以给我拿来火鸡 土豆 烘杂烩
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
因为我不会 穿上系好所有纽扣的衬衫去到处鬼混
You got them skinny jeans on girl I feel sorry for you
你穿着那条紧身牛仔裤 女孩 我为你感到遗憾
'Cause I just tried everything
因为我尝过了所有美味
And I'm going back for round 2
我要回去开始第二轮的狂欢
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Spandex and Lycra you better work it for me
氨纶加弹力纤维 你最好为我准备好菜
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
因为我要拉开这弹力带
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Ask me where I got 'em Amazon at my door
问我是在哪里买的 亚马逊送货上门
And if I wear this pair out
如果我穿坏了这条裤子
I'm gonna buy me some more
我要给自己多买几条
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
冰箱里还有吃剩的食物让我可以再次享用
Give me a nap and an hour
让我小睡一会儿 给我一个小时
You know they gonna get eaten
你知道我会把它们全都吃掉
So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes
所以给我拿来火鸡 土豆 烘杂烩
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
因为我不会 穿上系好所有纽扣的衬衫去到处鬼混
Can't get my skinny jeans on
不能穿上我的紧身牛仔裤
But don't feel sorry for me
但不要为我感到遗憾
'Cause I just tried everything
因为我尝过了所有美味
And I'm going back for round 3
我要回去开始第三轮的狂欢
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Hey Spandex and Lycra
氨纶加弹力纤维
You better work it for me
你最好为我准备好菜
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
因为我要拉开这弹力带
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Fruitcake I'll try it
水果蛋糕 我会尝一尝
Ambrosia I'll try it
仙馔密酒 我会试一试
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
Aunt Bertha的香蕉布丁 上面放上一颗樱桃
Cookies I'll have some
曲奇饼干 我会吃上几个
Oh Gingerbread leave no crumbs
姜饼 没留下一点碎屑
Guzzle down some egg nog
灌几杯蛋酒下肚
Even though I'm 'bout to pop
尽管我的肚子要撑爆了
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes
所以给我拿来火鸡 土豆 烘杂烩
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
因为我不会 穿上系好所有纽扣的衬衫去到处鬼混
And when you think that I'm done
当你觉得我吃饱喝足了
And I'm laid out on the floor
躺在地板上的时候
No no no don't let me fool ya
不 不 不 别被我骗到了
I got some room for some more
我肚子里还能容纳更多
With my stretchy pants on
穿上我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
I got my stretchy pants on
我穿上了我的弹力长裤
Stretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Oh oh oh my stretchy pants on
穿上我的弹力长裤
Stretchy pants
弹力长裤
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll
我穿上了我的弹力长裤 你们所有人
Sstretchy stretchy
弹力 弹力
Santa ain't got nothing on me
圣诞老人拿我可没有办法
