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Aging Orange - The Vandals
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Written by：Joe Escalante/Warren Fitzgerald
I'm palm palm head
我是掌中人
And I wrote one good song
我写了一首好歌
But that was almost 20 years ago
但那是将近20年前的事了
I tried and I tried to follow it up
我努力了一次又一次地付诸行动
But you know how those
但你知道
Sophomore jinxes go
Sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
所以我变得很痛苦
As sales dropped like flies
销量直线下滑
No one likes these dumb songs
没人喜欢这些愚蠢的歌
Cars racing and spies
跑车狂飙间谍
Maybe it's my ape drape
也许这是我的武器
Or hippies in my band
或是我乐队里的嬉皮士
But now we only tour and every in Arizona
但现在我们只在亚利桑那巡演
Or Japan
Or Japan
So after much thought
经过深思熟虑
And a panel of experts
一群专家
I came up with a brilliant little plan
我想出了一个绝妙的小计划
I'll take out my frustrations
我会排解心中的挫折
On one of these ungrateful
这些忘恩负义的家伙
New punk rock bands
新的朋克摇滚乐队
'Cuz I invented socks
因为我发明了袜子
And I invented gravy
我发明了肉汁
I made up the cotton gin
我调制好了杜松子酒
But no one ever paid me
但没人给我钱
Why beat a dead horse
何必白费力气
With a career that is cursed
从事着被诅咒的事业
I'll just sue for royalties
我会起诉索取版税
On things I thought of first
我首先想到的事情
Back in ancient egypt
回到古埃及
Many pharaohs went to jail
很多法老进了监狱
For misappropriation
因为挪用
Of my Phrigian scale
我的Phrigian天平
I said listen to Tutankhamen
我说听听图坦卡蒙的歌
You're driving me insane
你让我失去理智
It's obvious those bellies
显而易见你的肚子
Are all dancing to bloodstains
都随着血迹起舞
I figured out you owe me
我发现你欠我的
And please try not to laugh
请不要笑
But every time I hear it
但每当我听到
I get one more golden calf
我又得到一只金牛犊
So I've bitten off
所以我咬掉了
A sizable chunk
一大笔钱
Of the hands of the people
人们的双手
With the food
带着食物
Now concerned to the pages of flipside
现在关心的是另一面的事情
A graveyard of punk rock's
朋克摇滚的墓地
35 year old dudes
三十五岁的男人
So I invented socks
于是我发明了袜子
And I invented gravy
我发明了肉汁
I made up the cotton gin
我调制好了杜松子酒
But no one ever paid me
但没人给我钱
Why beat a dead horse
何必白费力气
With a career that is cursed
从事着被诅咒的事业
I'll just sue for royalties
我会起诉索取版税
On things I thought of first
我首先想到的事情
Palm palm
手掌
Palm palm
手掌
Palm palm
手掌
Palm palm
手掌
Ape drape
无人能及
Ape drape
无人能及
Poodle head
狮子头
Poodle head
狮子头
Palm palm
手掌
Palm palm
手掌
Ape drape
无人能及
Poodle head
狮子头
Palm palm
手掌
Palm palm
手掌
Ape drape
无人能及
Poodle head
狮子头
Poodle head
狮子头
Poodle head
狮子头
Poodle head
狮子头
