笨小笨The Illinois Enema Bandit (Live At Olympiahalle， Munich， Germany， July 3， 1980)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《Mudd Club/Munich ’80 (Live) [Explicit]》，下面是《The Illinois Enema Bandit (Live At Olympiahalle， Munich， Germany， July 3， 1980)》完整版歌词！
The Illinois Enema Bandit (Live At Olympiahalle， Munich， Germany， July 3， 1980)歌词完整版
Frank zappa
Lead guitar
Vocals
Ray white
Rhythm guitar
Vocals
Eddie jobson
Keyboards
Violin
Vocals
Patrick o'hearn
Bass
Vocals
Terry bozzio
Drums
Vocals
Ruth underwood
Percussion
Synthesizer
Don pardo
Vocals
David samuels
Vibes
Randy brecker
Trumpet
Mike brecker
Tenor saxophone
Flute
Lou marini
Alto saxophone
Flute
Ronnie cuber
Baritone saxophone
Clarinet
Tom malone
Trombone
Trumpet
Piccolo
John bergamo
Percussion over dub
Ed mann
Percussion over dub
Louanne neil
Osmotic harp over dub
And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit type announcement take it away
Don
This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around chicago
This is the story of michael kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery
It so happened
That at the time of the robbery
Michael
Decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently
There was no law against that
But his name lives on
Michael kenyon
The illinois enema bandit
The illinois enema bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord
The pitiful screams
Of all them college educated women
Boy
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice
The illinois enema bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington illinois
He has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The illinois enema bandit
One day he'll have to pay
One day he'll have to pay
The police will say
You're under arrest
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The d
A
Will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say
No poo poo jokes
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see
Sayin' don't nobody have no sympathy
Hot soap water in the first degree
And then the bandit might say
Why is everybody looking' at me
Well did you cause this misery
Well did you cause this kinda misery
Well did you cause this misery
Now
One girl shout："let the bandit be
Bandit are you guilty
Bandit are you guilty
Tell me now
What's
Your plea
Another girl shout："let the fiend go free
Are you guilty
Bandit
Did you do these deeds
The bandit say
It must be just what they all needs
It must be just what they all needs
It must be just what they all needs
It must be just what they all needs
It must be just what they all needs
It must be just what they all needs
Etc
Repeat
Wanna
Wanna
Wanna
Wanna enema
Enema
Repeat
