笨小笨Free Toast歌词由Slow Cooked演唱，出自专辑《Plastic Values》，下面是《Free Toast》完整版歌词！
Free Toast歌词完整版
A paper trail of teal squares
Out your shop door
To a phone call
Where I have your pants down
Shifting plastic to shift plastic
Shifting plastic to shift plastic
Barry Bromptons got a brand new name for me
Customer success and green advisory
Barry Bromptons booked a wellness day for me
And for you Barry a gushing pipeline of warm leads
Just for you, just for you just you just for you
Shifting plastic to shift plastic
Shifting plastic to shift plastic
And I negotiated a shirtless contract
So I could look sexy
When I'm at my desk
So I can look sexy
When I ask if you want a brew
So I can look sexy
When I ask if you've ever done to Kennington Loop
So I can look sexy
When stand on your shop floor
And I ask you:
"Have you ever considered that recycling
Might not just benefit the environment
But it might just save you
A little bit of cash on the side
YES"
An agent for some yuppy
A pawn in his vision
And I'm getting into character
As the man on his mission
Hit my targets till the
Month renews
The week repeats
My Monday blues
I think of all the things I'd rather do than this
Trousers firmly up
On my sitdown wee
Hiding from responsibility
Hiding from my boss
Hiding from the greenwash
Hiding from my boss
Hiding from the greenwash
Hiding from my boss
Hiding..
So I cornered a badger
On my way back home
Just to feel something
To feel in control
To know that something else feels trapped,
Trapped by payrolls weekly chats and
Licking arseholes on the reg
With Gregg from finance down my neck
And so I
Cornered a badger
On my way back home
So I cornered a badger
On my way back home
I look it dead in the eyes
And I call it a wanker
Before I get down on my knees and ask it for the answer
