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I'll get coffee Want anything baby doll
I'm fine Thanks
I can't pull off baby doll can l
No I think we learned that from the sugar lips incident
I'll make some tea
How you doing pumpkin
So it's going well for you two I know Really well
I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me
What do you think
It's great When will you ask her
Tonight But don't say anything
I swear I promise
I'm so excited
But listen do not get her flowers okay
Because she cries when they die Then there's the whole funeral
I'll see you after work sweetie Okay Bye
So what movie should we see
Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him
What Really
He made me promise not to tell but I couldn't hold it in any longer
I can't believe this
Right Because it's fast Because it's so fast It's fast
Relax It's Phoebe not you
Good for you Phoebe Way to go
No but it is fast isn't it
I like him but I'm not ready So what are you gonna do
I don't know I'll just handle it I'll ask you to talk to him
Me Why me
Because you are so afraid of commitment
You talk to him Make him scared like you make him a man
I'll try but I'm not sure what good it'd do
I'm less afraid of commitment than I used to be
That is so sweet
Still terrified I'll take care of it
Hey Ross is Staten lsland really an island
That's why they call it Staten lsland
Oh I thought it was like Long lsland
Also an island
What time is it 2:17 217
We haven't dropped this ball for an hour
Are you serious
I realized it a half hour ago but I didn't say anything
I didn't wanna jinx it
We are pretty good at this
We totally forgot about lunch
That's the first time I've ever missed a meal
I think my pants are a little loose
Hey you guys Is Monica here
I bought something I'm not sure she'll like it
It may seem crazy but I've wanted this since I was a little girl
You bought Shaun Cassidy
No I wish
Okay you ready
Check it out
What is it
What the hell is that
It's a cat
That is not a cat
Yes it is
Why is it inside out
Excuse me
But this is a purebred show quality sphinx cat
How much did you pay for that
It was extravagant but I got a good deal
How much Thousand bucks
On a cat
It's not a cat
For a thousand dollars you'd think at least it'd come with hair
Or something
All right Listen ball boys
My grandma had one when I was little It was the sweetest thing
It would sit in my lap and just purr all day long
I would drag a string and it would chase it
Free cats do that too you know
It's not a cat
I'm really excited about this okay I don't care what you think
I'm gonna set up a litter box for Mrs Whiskerson
What am I gonna call her Fluffy
Do you wanna get something to eat or see how long we can throw this ball
The ball thing
Wouldn't it be great if we could go for two hours without dropping it
Yeah it would
Let's do it
I have to pee
And Rachel's in the bathroom
Man I didn't think we'd make it
I know
Don't switch hands okay
Hey ladies What are you in here for
What are you doing here
I am here to report a crime
It's a crime that we don't spend time together
What's up
You're thinking about moving in with Phoebe and I thought we should talk
You know man to
Well me
Sure okay
Are you crazy
Are you insane
If you live with Phoebe you two are gonna be living together
I considered that It'd make me happy
You mean scared No I mean happy
Scared happy
What are you doing
I'm trying to open your eyes
If you live with Phoebe she is always gonna be there
You get home she's there You go to bed she's there
You wake up and oh yes she's there
I know I can't wait
Were your parents happy or something
I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love
I just want to be around her as much as I can
When you say it it doesn't sound so scary
You know what I'm saying
Yeah I think I do
You know what
Move in with her Move in right now Maybe I'll move in with Monica
No it's too soon for you guys
You're right about that
When they found the remains of the Mesozoic mastodon
They discovered what appeared to be the remains
Of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws
How did it get there
Maybe this should be more of a quiet game
Hey guys
I left my watch here last night
Lt was here Where is it I don't know
I'm late for work
How do you know You don't have a watch
Can you stop throwing the ball for one minute and help me find it
Oh I don't know Yeah can't do it
What Do not drop that ball
We haven't dropped it in
Two hours 27 minutes 227
Really
I won't make it in to work today
I don't feel very good
For a second I thought I was feeling better but I'm not
Hey Rach
Check it out Almost three hours without dropping it
Congratulations That's quite a waste of time
You have scratches all over you
Well it's my cat
Oh I got a cat I don't want a cat
Don't worry it's not a cat
You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat
It's not sweet It's not cute
I dragged a string and it flipped out and scratched the hell out of me
I know this sounds crazy but every time this cat hisses at me
I know it's sayingRachel
Doesn't sound as crazy as paying 1000 for a cat
You paid 1000 for a cat when you owe me 300
Well I was gonna let you play with it
Did you talk to Gary about moving in
I think you should do it
He's a great guy and he loves you a lot You are a very lucky lady
You are useless
Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do
And you can't even do that right
Sorry If he asked me I'd move in with him
Get out of here good for nothing
Hey Chandler
Hey Gar
Hey sweetie
Can I talk to you for a second
You look pretty today
Thanks Okay
Here's the thing
I really want this relationship to move forward
If you're not moving forward you're moving backwards
No if you're not moving forward you're staying still
And staying still is good Watch this
I want you to move in with me
That is so sweet
But don't you think it's too soon
There's so much we don't know about each other
Okay I get it
I don't want us to jump into something that we're not ready for
I don't want to mess up what we have
I'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake
Which is why my answer is yes
Really
You're so happy
Monica stop throwing it so hard
We're on the same team
You guys have been doing this for four hours
That's right baby
All right Let me in No no Don't do it
What
He's a dropper
Oh yeah That's right
I'm not a dropper
It's really a three person game you know
It's throwing and catching
All right
Oh it's so hard
Don't worry guys It's not a cat
Oh good God
I give up I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing
Baking it didn't help
Take it back to where you got it
I tried They won't take her back
Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist
Why won't they take it
They said they would only give me store credit
What am I gonna do Get 1000 regular cats
You said it was a show cat Why don't you show it win some prize money
Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter and all you win are these ribbons
Which technically belong to the d**n cat
You can keep it until you find out what to do with it
That's not the point I'm out 1000
I'm all scratched up
And I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand
Oh my God
The cat's made my eyes water Don't throw it to me
My vision's been compromised
Oh God Okay
It's okay Man that was close
Yeah you almost overreacted to something
We have great news We're moving in together Yay
Congratulations
I'm so excited So am l
You're not more excited than I am No way I'm the most excited
See you at the station later
I'll see you later Don't forget about the moving in
So you're moving in with him
I couldn't tell him no He got so sad Maybe it'll be all right
I do like him a lot
And probably do it eventually anyway
Plus think of all the money I'll save on stamps
Do you write him a lot
I heard when people live together
They split the cost of stamps don't they
Yeah yeah That's right
Sorry the oven mitts really freaked me out
Hey honey
Did you find any apartments in Brooklyn Heights
No nothing
Oh really Yeah
Nothing at all No
If something opens up we'll move in If it has a pool I need a pool
Can I talk to you
Take a seat
You okay
You feel all right
I feel great because we're moving in together
So you
You checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights right
You checked the Post
Yeah there was nothing
Can I get some water ln a minute
You checked today's Post
Yeah today's
Because this is today's Post
And these are the listings I found
Brooklyn Heights two bedrooms Brooklyn Heights one bedroom
Brooklyn Heights Brooklyn Heights Brooklyn Heights
Oh are these for rent I thought people were just bragging
Let me tell you what's going on here
Don't look at the table Look at me
Somebody asked someone to move in with him
Someone said yes but now she has doubts
Because things are moving too fast Does that sound possible
Yes fine I am someone
You want me to say it I have doubts
I'm sorry
It's okay that you feel this way
It is soon and there's things we don't know about each other
Everything I know about you I really like
Things I don't know I'll learn in a place with our names on the mailbox
That's so sweet
But if it's too soon for you we don't have to do it
I want you to be happy
Living with you would make me happy
You don't have to say that
I want to live with you I want to move in with you
Are you sure
Definitely yes Let's live in an apartment we both live in
Oh that's great
Oh wait one sec
Hey you Behind the glass Who are you looking at
I always wanted to say that every time I was in these rooms which was never
Show cat
Quality show cat
Show cat Oh my God
What's wrong with your baby
That's not a baby That's a cat
It's creepy looking Oh no
It's actually very sweet It's very sweet Look
Yeah Do you want it
No I hate cats
Then what are you doing to me
Get out of here all right Move on
What an unusual cat
Yes thank you Exactly You want it
Maybe
I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter but
Okay Why not Oh terrific That'll be 2000
What Okay 1000
Didn't you want me to adopt your cat
I do but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat
Okay yeah I just wanted a cat
Obviously you know how to haggle so I won't try and take you on
So 800 and I don't call the cops because you are robbing me blind
Blind Just take the cat Leave the money Run away
Run away d**n it
Can't you at least smile or something
Did anybody just hear that Anybody
I'm starving Come on guys Suck it up
We're closing in on 10 hours
It's gut check time
I don't know who made you the boss We invented this game
I made this game what it is
Not fun anymore
I'm still hungry
There's pizza at my place We can eat with one hand Are you with me
I am All right let's go Come on
Let's go Team Monica
We can work out the name later
What is your cat doing in my bowl
I'm defrosting a chicken
I sold Mrs Whiskerson
Thank God
Get your money back Yeah 1500
You made a profit
I just came for the red velvet pillow
There you go Thanks Rachel
Don't forget you can come visit her anytime
Oh good Great I'll keep that in mind
So is this some kind of snake or something
I like waking up with you
I like waking up with you too
Oh it's such a beautiful morning
I could stay here all day
That would be great
We could have breakfast in bed Wait just a second
Oh no
All right Come on Monica Look alive Come on
Oh I was having the best dream
What I dreamed I was drowning
And not throwing this ball
Oh good You're all up
It's 6:00 in the morning Why aren't you at Gary's
Oh yeah That's over What
Gary's such a great guy You can work it out
He shot a bird That is over
I'm sorry That's terrible
Are you okay
I'll be all right
Here Phoebe
I don't feel like playing
It's okay It's okay
It didn't happen No one needs to know
She's not an official ball player
Only official ball players can drop the ball
Come on Let's go
You wanna get breakfast
Okay let's race
First one there wins
You guys wanna eat here
That was great huh
Can you believe how long we threw it
It is amazing it lasted that long
My arm is killing me
No I meant with the dropper over here
How did I get this reputation as a dropper
I am anything but a dropper
Ross
