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What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor
The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of mariage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now she's pletely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
But no
Your shallow
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desire's is not there
That's just a delayment
Divorce is child support alimony payments
My happiness i doubt discourage
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
Send that a** right to the morgue miss
What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Cause there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that a** right to the morgue miss
My plans against or shanagans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And i can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick
I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
And Sent her clean over the divider
You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought she has to be dead
Later on get a call
(from a) Lieutenant Morgue
(had me) leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So i selfishly persued
Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor
Come on ya'll know i had to kill her
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
Send that a** right to the morgue miss
Kill her
What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor
I had to kill her
'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces
Send her a** right to the morgue
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
I understand I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please
Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it
Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
I heard he was displeased with her weight gain
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you wants
I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed
Proper and house look a mess and
Talking to detectives that was waitin outside
How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indited me gave
Me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
Send that a** right to the morgue
I killed her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces
Send that a** right to the morgue
Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what i mean
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