笨小笨Engelbert the Fool I歌词由Bumble B. Boy演唱，出自专辑《Bumble B. Boy! (Explicit)》，下面是《Engelbert the Fool I》完整版歌词！
Engelbert the Fool I歌词完整版
In all his good goodness god made me a lil’ loopy
My limbs a little droopy, my head a little screwy
And mama ‘d always say I gots the gift of being unique
Then destiny befell me, and I became a eunuch
An invalid!
What an oaf!
That’s my life in jest...
You see I was plucked out of my town when I was just fourteen
My palsied parts they quivered, it humoured our fair king
And he raised me as his own and did things to me so awful
I joked and danced a merry jig, just so he would chortle
You halfwit!
You freak!
That’s my life in jest...
Though my king was wrathful, tyrannical, and sure, maybe even a little extreme at times
He kept trade high, and prices of necessities like wheat, goats and slaves low
And people never saw the side of him that I did
The king who seized every day with both soft hands.
The despot who always saw the best in people!
So before you pass judgement on my captor,
Remember who provided you with the plough you toil with and be a little grateful
