笨小笨The Real Slim Shady歌词由Beatmasterz演唱，出自专辑《It’s The Best Rap Tracks》，下面是《The Real Slim Shady》完整版歌词！
The Real Slim Shady歌词完整版
The Real Slim Shady - Beatmasterz
May i have your attention please
请大家注意
May i have your attention please
请大家注意
Will the real slim shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady请站起来
I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来
We're going to have a problem here
我们这里要出问题了
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门
Started whoopin her a** worse than before
就开始比以前更狠地打她
They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上
It's the return of the
这好像是谁的翻版
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he
等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧
And dr dre said
然后Dr Dre说
Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里
Feminist women love eminem
女权主义者都爱Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了
Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的
Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱
Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟
Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲
But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我对你上下其手
And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
我们就给小孩子传达这种信息
And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
却期盼他们不了解女人的私密
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱
By the time they hit 4th grade
当他们升上四年级的时候
They got the discovery channel don't they
他们还可以看探索频道呢
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
像切瓜一样把人切开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那就没理由不让两个男人私奔
But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱
I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口
Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你
You think i give a damm about a grammy
你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我
But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪
Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边
Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位
So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的
Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气
Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe
他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了
I should download her audio on mp3
我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我
So i've been sent here to destroy you
所以我来这里摧毁你们
And theres a million of us just like me
有数不清的人像我一样
Who cuss like me
像我这样爆粗口
Who just don't give a f**k like me
像我一样什么都不在乎
Who dress like me
像我一样穿着打扮
Walk talk and act like me
说话和动作都像我
It just might be the next best thing
但就是差那么一点
But not quite me
做不到我这样完美
I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我的歌就是精神享受
Cause i'm only giving you
因为只有我能给你带来
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你和你朋友在客厅说笑的事情
The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一不同的是，我有胆说出口
And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
在你们面前，我不用伪装或当面一套背后一套
I just get on the mic and spit it
我一拿起麦克风就口吐真言
And whether you like to admit it
不管你承不承认
I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我都在这样唱着，我比百分之九十的说唱歌手都要优秀
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
你们很惊讶这些孩子像**上瘾一样买我的专辑
Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30
这很有趣，因为照这个速度，当我30岁的时候
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我会是唯一一个在疗养院里调情的人
Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking
吃护士的豆腐，和Jergens一起玩乐
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
整整一包药都不管用
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
每一个人都是潜在的Slim Shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
他也许在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
Or in the parking lot circling
或者在停车场里兜圈子
Screaming i don't give a f**k
大叫着，我什么都不管
With his windows down and system up
摇下车窗，打开收音机
So will the real shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady请站起来
And put one of those fingures on each hand up
举起手来，竖起中指
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为自己失控发狂傲慢不已
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
再说一次，用最大的声音，那句话是什么
Cuz i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
I'm slim shady
我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是Slim Shady
Yes i'm the real shady
没错，我是真正的Slim Shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的
So won't the real slim shady
因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady
Please stand up please stand up please stand up
站起来给大家看看
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