笨小笨Ya Cats Too Fat!歌词由David J Waterman演唱，出自专辑《Ya Cats Too Fat!》，下面是《Ya Cats Too Fat!》完整版歌词！
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Well here's a little storey
Bout a man in a big black hat
And people they would stare
Wherever he was at
But it wasn't the size of his hat
That drew their attention
There was something else
That I have yet to mention
No they didn't mind his hat
They didn't stare at that
But the thing that caught
Their eye was his big fat cat!
Meow yes ya cats too fat
He caint get in between
The double doorway
He would stay with you
For life if you had your way
We can put up with your hat!
We aint a feard of that
But you caint come
In here cos ya cats too fat
Yep your cats too fat
He shakes the buildings
When he's out a walking!
And he meows so loud you
Cant hear people talking
We can put up with your hat!
We aint afeard of that
But you caint come
In here cos ya cats too fat
Yep your cats too fat
They call him the great
Big Hairy Ginger mountain
And the sight of him washing
His butt is quite astounding
Yes Ya cats too fat
Yep ya cats too fat
You used to give
Him buckets full of whiskey
He demolished half
The town when he got frisky
We can put up with your hat
We ain't a feard of that
But you caint come
In here cos ya cats too fat
Yep your cats too fat
He was in the field
And it sounded like a battle?
But your great big pussy
Ate half of my cattle
We can put up with your hat
We aint afeard of that
But you caint come
In here cos ya cats too fat
Yep your cats too fat
They call him the great
Big Hairy Ginger mountain
And the sight of him washing
His butt is quite astounding
Yes Ya cats too fat
Yep ya cats too fat
And he likes his belly
Scratched to keep him quiet!
But it takes a mountaineer
With a rope to try it
We can put up with your hat
We ain't a feard of that
But you caint come
In here cos ya cats too fat
Yep your cats too fat
Yep ya cats too fat
Oh your cats too fat
Just look at that
Yep ya cats too fat
Meow
