笨小笨Crawdad Hole歌词由Bob Wallis’ Washboard Beaters演唱，出自专辑《Skiffle All Day Long》，下面是《Crawdad Hole》完整版歌词！
Crawdad Hole歌词完整版
Say man what's that boy
I want to tell you 'bout your girlfriend
What about my girl
Well you don't look strong enough to take the message
I'm strong enough
I might hurt your feelings
My feelings are already hurt by being here with you
Well I was walking down the street with your girl the other day
Ah ha
And the wind was blowin' real hard
Is that right
And the wind blew her hair into my face
Ah ha
You know what else happened
What happened
The wind blew her hair into her face
Yeah
And we went a little further you wanna hear the rest of it
I might as well
The wind blew her hair into the street
Okay since you told me about my girl
I'm gonna tell you about yours
I was walking down the street with your girl
Yes
I took her home for a drink you know
Took her home
Yeah jus' for a drink
Oh
But that chick looked so ugly
She had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water
You've got the nerve to call somebody ugly
Why you so ugly the stork
That brought you in the world oughta be arrested
That's alright my momma didn't have to put a sheet
On my head so sleep could slip up on me
Look a here
What's that
Where are you from
South America
What's that
South America
You don't look like no South American to me
I'm still from South America
What part
South Texas
Where are your workin' boots at
I've got 'em on
There aren't no boots you got on those broguettes
Hey look a here
What's that
I've bin tryin' to figure out what you is
I already figured out what you is
What's that
You that thing I throw peanuts at
Look a here
What's that
You should be ashamed of yourself
Why
Calling people ugly
I didn't call you ugly
What you say
I said you was ruined that's all
You know somethin'
What
You look like you've bin whooped with a ugly stick
Hey I ain't got nothin' to do with it but I beat the fellah right
