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Napoleon歌词完整版
Napoleon - Blossom Dearie
Written by：Harold Arlen/Yip Harburg
Napoleon's a pastry
Bismarck is a herring
Alexander's a crè me de cocoa mixed with rum
And herbie hoover is a vacu um
Columbus is a circle and a day off
Pershing is a square what a payoff
Julius caesar is just a salad on a shelf
So little brother get wise to yourself
Life's a bowl of cherry pits that's the way it is
Play it big and it throws you for a loop
That's way to fixture
Comes today we're great
Comes tomorrow we're tomato soup
Napoleon's a pastry
Get this under your brow
What once used to be a rooster
Is just a duster now
Dubarry is a lipstick
Pompadour's a hairdo
Good queen mary just floats along from pier to pier
Venus de milo's just a pink brassiere
Sir gladstone is a bag ain't it shocking
And the mighty kaiser's just a stocking
Czar of russia is now caviar
And cleopatra is a black cigar
Yes my honey lamb swift is just a ham
Lincoln's a tunnel coolidge is a dam
Yes my noble lad comes today we're fads
Comes tomorrow we're subway ads
Homer is a swa at
Get this under your brow
All these big wheel controversials are just commercials now
Better get your jug of wine and loaf of bread before that final bow
