笨小笨Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration)歌词由Joshua Henry&Rizwan Manji演唱，出自专辑《Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration (Original Soundtrack)》，下面是《Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration)》完整版歌词！
Gaston (From Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration)歌词完整版
Gaston (From "Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration") - Joshua Henry/Rizwan Manji
Lyrics by：Howard Ashman
Composed by：Alan Menken
Who does she think she is
That girl has tangled with
The wrong man
No one says
No to Gaston
Darn right
Dismissed rejected
Publically humiliated
Why it's more than I can bear
More beer
What for nothing helps I'm disgraced
Who you never Gaston you've got
To pull yourself together
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd like to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston
Give five hurrah's
Give twelve hip hip's
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating Ptooie
Ten points for Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
No one shoots like Gaston
No one
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
My what a guy
Gaston
