Fussy C>

Fussy C>

A lifetime of scowling really hasn’t done your face any favours

It looks like someone dried a flabby corpse after boiling it in piss

Your choice of cheap accessories just tends to highlight all of your failings

But I’ve had more than half a dozen pints…..and now you’re fit

oh a two Pinter used to be four

A four Pinter used to be way much more

I’d never even contemplated

Going with a whore

A five Pinter used to be ten

Back in the old days when

I didn’t have more competition

From much younger men

Oh I’m a fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

Until I’m on the sauce

oh i'm a fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

If I’m hammered

I’d fuck you of course

We could be quite hideous but we will kiss….like we are lovers

knowing that tomorrow there’s regret…. that chills our blood

Alcohol is like some kind of reverse…. hall of mirrors

Making people pretty…..when we’re fucked up

oh a two Pinter used to be four

A four Pinter used to be way much more

I’d never even contemplated

Going with a whore

A five Pinter used to be ten

Back in the old days when

I didn’t have more competition

From much younger men

Oh I’m a fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

Until I’m on the sauce

Oh I’m a fussy fussy fussy cunt

A fussy fussy fussy cunt

If I’m hammered

I’d fuck you of course

And I’d love it