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There's a bear in there and a chair as well, there are people with
Games and stories to tell, open wide, come inside,聽it's Play School
You should聽wake up and see where this morning takes you
A little bit of brekkie, cartoons, and then it's straight to
Pre-primary, now I've just started getting smarter
I know my ABCs and I think I can count to a hundred
I'm gunna grow up and I might be a fireman
But nah I got a big head, maybe I'll try to be a rapper instead
Rocking out in my pyjamas with my boy Big Ted
Hand me another juice box, I ain't got no more drink left
Yeah Teddy give it up, gimme that little sippy cup
I'll fill it up with OJ 'til I need to聽piddle聽"Yup!"
It's recess and easily the neatest part of the morning
Reassess why I'm yawning, school's no longer boring
Pouring chocolate milk and聽cookies down my pipe
Only 15 minutes left until the bell rings but for now this is the life
Oi, do you聽play cool?
Yeah, do you play cool?
Well people look at me and they know that I play cool
"Dude, this is D To Tha聽Frizzle, of course he always plays cool"
Get it? Plays cool?聽"Yeah they get it", it's Play School"
Now I'm back and finger painting, kids are eating crayons near me
I'm chewing on Roll-Ups, sugar high and getting wasted on it
Gimme my monopoly money b-back (back) before I p-p-pimp-slap
You with a rolled up聽Hungry Caterpillar softback
Aww snap, kindy combat!
I'll give you a break and only break your fingers if you go nibble my Kit Kat
Nick-nack paddywhack, I'm聽killing it on this song
Ah, let's go back to class quick, I don't wanna get my ass kicked
But I don't want more vegetables, I'm sick of all this parsnip
I wanna raid the lolly bowl and crunch through all this hard shit
I want gobstoppers, candy necklaces and聽Nerds聽
I want Bubble O'Bill, Redskins, and a Curly Wurly
It's lunch time and my聽mummy packed me聽peanut butter聽crunchy-style
Sandwiches and jam,聽I don't get treats until I eat my asparagus, man
They tell me聽"Danny gotta eat better"
But I only eat shredded up lettuce if it's聽smothered with flavours
Oi, do you聽play cool?
Yeah, do you play cool?
Well people look at me and they know that I play cool
"Dude, this is D To Tha聽Frizzle, of course he always plays cool"
Get it? Plays cool?聽"Yeah they get it", it's Play School"
Miss, can I go home yet? I'm pissed and kinda homesick
And I'll risk getting a slapped wrist if go and tell mum you know this
But聽I hate it here, I wanna play Nintendo on the couch
I know your intentions are good but you just gotta hear me out
I'm 'bout to kill Bowser, you don't know how important it is
For little kids to learn to knock a turtle off his bridge
He's throwing fireballs and a bunch of his minions
And on top of all of that, he's gone and stolen my bitch
This is early days chivalry, learning to be the bigger me
You gotta protect your lady even though girls are icky, G
It's easy see and you heard it from Frizzy D
It's nap time and I聽wanna snuggle with Elmo and聽have a tickle-dream
As simple as is it seems, pre-primary's hard
The best part's going home and playing in the yard
I'll make a new game up by myself and the next day you'll
Learn how to do it too and then we'll both play cool
Oi, do you聽play cool?
Yeah, do you play cool?
Well people look at me and they know that I play cool
"Dude, this is D To Tha聽Frizzle, of course he always plays cool"
Get it? Plays cool?聽"Yeah they get it", it's Play School"
