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Everybody Central Perk is proud to present
The music of Miss Phoebe Buffay
Thanks
I wanna start with a song that's about that moment
When you suddenly realize what life is really all about
Okay here we go
Okay Thank you very much
Oh great This is just
The One With The Blackout
This is so cool you guys The entire city's blacked out
It's all of Manhattan They have no idea
When it's back on
You guys this is big Pants and a sweater Why Mom
Who will I meet in a blackout
Power company guys Eligible looters
Can we talk about this later Okay Can I borrow the phone
I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma
What's my number
I never call me
Oh my God It's her It's that Victoria's Secret model
Something Goodacre
Hi Mom it's Jill
She's right It's Jill Jill Goodacre Oh my God
I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre
Is it a vestibule Maybe it's an atrium
Yeah that is the part to focus on you idiot
I' m fine I'm just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule
Jill says vestibule I'm going with vestibule
I' m fine No l' m not alone
I don't know some guy
Oh some guy I am some guy
Jill I saw you with some guy last night
Yes he was some guy
Hey everyone
Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani
Chandler's old roommate was Jewish These are our only candles
So happy Hanukkah
Look Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles
That had to hurt
And you still haven't said one word God
Do something Just make contact Smile
There you go
You're definitely scaring her
Hello Oh hi Mom
Mom
Mom you''re tripping
Dexter's a dog The blackout's scaring him
You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know
All right call me back
Mothers Yeah
Attaboy A word
That wasn't so hard Mothers Yeah
Mothers Yeah Perfect
Don't smile
Would you like to call somebody
Yeah about 300 guys I went to high school with
Yeah thanks
Hello It's me
It's Chandler Are you okay Yeah l' m fine
I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule
With Jill Goodacre
What l' m stuck
In an ATM vestibule
With Jill Goodacre
I have no idea what you said
Put Joey on the phone
What's up man l' m stuck
In an ATM vestibule
With Jill Goodacre
Oh my God
He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre
Chandler listen
Like that thought never entered my mind
Okay Somebody
I'll go I'll go Okay
Senior year of college on a pool table
Pool table That's my sister
The women's room of the New York City Public Library
Oh my God What were you doing in a library
Pheebs what about you Oh Milwaukee
It's a really weird place
Ross
Disneyland 1989 It's a small world after all
No way
The ride broke down
So Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children
We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom
Let's see that leaves
Rachel Come on I already went
You did not go I did
T ell us Come on
All right the weirdest place would have to be
The foot of the bed
Step back We have a winner
This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed
Spooky
Anybody hungry We got a Klondike soup
I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion
Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park
It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line
Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course
Come on No
He said we held up the people behind us
You didn't marry him because
Do you think there are people that go through life
Probably Really
I'll tell you something Passion is way overrated
Yeah right lt is
Eventually it kind of burns out
But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and
In my ex wife's case lesbianism
For those people who miss out on that passion thing
There's other stuff
Okay But I don't think that'll be you
You don't See I see
Big passion in your future Really
You do I do
Ross you''re so great
It's never gonna happen
What You and Rachel
What Me and Ra
Why not
You waited too long to make your move
And now you''re in the friend zone
L' m not in the zone No Ross You''re mayor of the zone
Look l' m taking my time all right I'm laying the groundwork
Every day I get a little bit closer to
Priesthood
I'm telling you she has no idea what you're thinking
She just ran her fingers through my hair
Were you missing that interaction No no no
This is running fingers through your hair okay
Now this is a tousle
If you don't ask her out soon you'll be in the zone forever
I will I will I'm waiting for the right moment
What
What now Yeah
What's messing you up The wine The moonlight
You gotta go up to her and say Look Rachel l
What We''re shushing
Because we''re trying to hear something
What What Don't you hear that
See
Would you like gum ls it sugarless
Sorry it's not Then no thanks
What was that
If she offers you mangled animal carcass you take it
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
Because I stay away from dairy
Here goes You'll do it
You come out you''re a dead man
Good luck man Thanks
Okay Okay Okay
Where you going You can't go out there
Why not Because of the reason
That would be I can't tell you
Joey what's going on
You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you
What He's planning your birthday party
Oh my God I love him You better act surprised
About what My surprise party
What surprise party Oh stop it Joey already told me
He didn't tell me
Don't look at me This is Ross' thing
This is typical I'm always the last to know
You are not We tell you stuff
I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock
I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey
What
Looks like I was second to last
You had a crush on me
All right It wasn't a crush it was a dent
Big dent
You were moving your furniture I thought you had nice arms
Nice arms huh
Hey Mon l' m moving the chair
Do anything for you
With all the lights out you can actually see the stars
It's so nice
I have a question
Actually it's not so much a question
It's more of a general wondering
Ment
Okay Okay Here it goes
Well for a while now I've been wanting to
Yes that's right Look at that little kitty
What
Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I found Ever since you've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you've been around
All right this is just Bactine It won't hurt
Ow Sorry that was wax
Poor little T ooty's scared We should find his owner
Why not put poor T ooty in the hall
During a blackout She'll get trampled
Yeah
Damage control Get back to the gum
Gum would be perfection
Gum would be perfection
Gum would be perfection
Could've said Gum would be nice But no
For me gum is perfection
I loathe myself
Hi We just found this cat and we''re looking for the owner
Yeah it's mine
He seems to hate you Are you sure It's my cat Give me my cat
Wait a minute What's his name Bob Buttons
Bob Buttons Bob Buttons Here Bob Buttons
You are a very bad man
You owe me a cat
Here kitty kitty kitty
Here kitty kitty
Where did you go little kitty
IKitty kitty kitty Come here kitty kitty
Hi Buona sera
Wow
Mon wanna go for a ride in my racecar
I'll bring my arms
We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth
Come on lucky sixes
Everybody this is Paolo
Paolo I want you to meet my friends This is Monica
Hi and Joey Hi
Hi and Ross Hi
Hi Hi
He doesn't speak much English
Look at that
So where did Paolo come from
Italy I think
No I mean tonight Suddenly into our lives
That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat Isn't that funny
That is funny And Rachel keeps touching him
I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere
Well there you go Last to know again
And I'm guessing this is Paolo
Paolo this is Phoebe
You betcha You betcha
All right Okay What next
Blow a bubble A bubble's good
It's got a boyish charm It's impish
Here we go
Nice going imp
It's okay All I need to do
Is reach over and put it back in my mouth
Good save We're back on track and I'm
Chewing someone else's gum
This is not my gum Oh my God Oh my God
And now you're choking
You all right
Better Yes
Thank you That was
That was Perfection
That was no tousle
What'd he say that was so funny I have absolutely no idea
That's classic
My God you guys What am I doing This is so un me
If you want I'll do it
But I won't
The first time he smiled at me
Those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry
Did you rent mopeds
Because I've heard Oh it's not about that right now
I know it's superficial and we have nothing in common
And we don't even speak the same language but God
Paolo hi Ross
Listen
Listen something you should know
Rachel and I are
We''re kind of a thing
Thing Thing Yes thing
You have the ***No
No technically the ***is not being had But that's
But that's not the point
The point is that Rachel and I should be
Well Rachel and l should be together
And if you get in the
Ln bed No
If you get in the way of us becoming a thing
Then I would be well very sad
So do you
So you do know a little English Little
Do you know the word crap weasel No
That's funny You are a huge crap weasel
We've been doing this for an hour It's easy
Ready
Okay Now try it
You gotta whip it
Look look The last candle's about to burn out
T en nine eight seven
Minus 46 minus 47 minus 48
IKind of spooky without any lights
Okay guys I have the definitive one
This probably isn't the best time to bring it up
But you have to throw a party for Monica
This has been fun Yes
Thanks for letting me use your phone
And for saving my life
Well goodbye Chandler I had a great blackout
See you
Hi l' m account number 7143457
I don't know if you got that
