笨小笨Land of 1000 Dances歌词由Chris Kenner演唱，出自专辑《Boogie Chillen: Early Mods First-Choice Vinyl》，下面是《Land of 1000 Dances》完整版歌词！
Land of 1000 Dances歌词完整版
Children go where I send you
How will you send me
I'm gonna send you to that land
The land of a thousand dances
You gotta know how to pony
Like boney maronie
You gotta know how to twist
Stroll like this
Mashed potato
Do the alligator
Twist the twister
Like little sister
Then you get your ya yo
Say hey let's go go
Get out on your knees
Do the sweet peas
Roll over on your back
Say I like it like that
Do the watusi
Do the watusi
Can you do the fly
With a hand jive
Can you do the slot
The chicken in the pot
Can you do the fish
Slow slow twist
Can you do the flow
Got to move so low
Can you do the tango
It takes two to tango
Bye bye children
Bye bye children
Bye bye children
Come on children
I wanna show you
This little place
Across the track
The name of this place
Is I like it like that
The name of band
The twistolettes
Come on children
I wanna show you
I wanna show you
I wanna show you
Come on children
