笨小笨Funkin’ Like My Father (Single Version)歌词由Brian Culbertson演唱，出自专辑《Smooth Jazz & The City》，下面是《Funkin’ Like My Father (Single Version)》完整版歌词！
Funkin’ Like My Father (Single Version)歌词完整版
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Mother thinks a lot of pa
妈妈对爸爸念念不忘
But father drinks to think of ma
可父亲借酒浇愁思念着母亲
The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise
有一天晚上，爸爸回到家，惊讶地发现
The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
冰人和我妈妈在沙发上眉目传情
He did not get excited no not one word did he say
他一点都不激动一句话也没说
But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay
但当卖冰人的账单到期时爸爸拒绝付款
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Father proved he was no slouch
父亲证明了他并非一无是处
He fooled them all when he sold the couch
他卖沙发的时候愚弄了所有人
And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
爸爸去上学的时候他们说他很坏
They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
他们还说他故意让老师生气
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Teacher knew a thing or two
老师知道一二
We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边
And father would make faces at the passing engineers
父亲会对着经过的工程师做鬼脸
They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul
他们会对我的父亲投怀送抱
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
First he got coal one by one
首先他一个接一个地找到煤
And now he sells it by the ton
现在他按吨出售
Around election time my father never knows his name
在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字
Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane
有时候是布林史密斯或是格林吉尔胡利或是麦克沙恩
Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell
其他时候就像是哈利根·奥康纳或是奥德尔
They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well
他们应该叫他Winchester因为他重复得太好了
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
When you see him change his coat
当你看见他换掉外套
You know that means another vote
你知道这意味着又一次投票
And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
And when the winter came around we never needed coal
当冬天来临我们根本不需要煤
She always wore a low cut shoe
她总是穿着低帮鞋
No one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse
放学后她会让他待在家里爸爸不会拒绝
And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that
我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说
My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
我的父亲是史上最伟大的人
He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
他总是从容不迫
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Other men might do the same
别的男人可能也会这样做
But when it came to make a name
但当说到名声的时候
At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace
我的父亲一直都是个好手
He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
他有办法让女孩们各得其所
Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
他们的位置在厨房而他的位置是把他们留在那里
I don't know how he did it but I really must declare
我不知道他是怎么做到的但我必须声明
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Servants liked the cops of course
仆人当然喜欢警察
So father joined the police force
于是父亲加入了警察队伍
No one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
一天晚上爸爸去看莎乐美的舞蹈
You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance
你说他对她的关心他说他每看她一眼
He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl
他让我妈妈手舞足蹈现在她脑袋一片混乱
And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
就在上周他带着一串珍珠回家
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Now he always stays at home
现在他总是待在家里
Mama has learned that dance Salome
妈妈已经学会了舞蹈Salome
My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away
我妈妈有三百磅重可我不会轻易出手
She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday
她买了一件崭新的长袍昨天就穿上了
My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock
当妈妈露出袜子时我的父亲显示了他的尊严
Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock
为了维持生计他用了一把大挂锁
No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到
Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲
Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee
邻居琼斯和他的邻居李
Are hunting for my father's key
都在寻找我父亲的钥匙
And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed
我还没告诉你我父母是怎么结婚的
She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed
她是个老姑娘他是个小偷躲在她的床底下
She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife
她拿枪对准父亲说我一定是你的妻子
My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life
我的父亲因为救了一个人的命而获得奖章
No one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
No one could do it like my dad
没人能像我爸爸一样做到
And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say
说到索取请让我说
