笨小笨Friends S05E02 (口白)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记（第五季）》，下面是《Friends S05E02 (口白)》完整版歌词！
Friends S05E02 (口白)歌词完整版
You look cute in bubbles
你戴着钻石项链的样子真可爱
You're just all liquored up
你喝得醉醺醺的
Hey it's me I'm coming in
嘿是我我来了
I've had a very long hard day
我度过了漫长而艰辛的一天
You're home early Yeah my date threw up
Want some chicken
想要鸡肉吗
No thanks No chicken Bye bye
不了谢谢不要鸡拜拜
You sure Some extra crispy dirty rice
你确定吗再来点脆脆的米饭
For the last time no Get out Joey
最后一次不滚出去乔伊
All right
好吧
Are you okay He wouldn't leave
你还好吗他不肯走
He kept asking me if I wanted chicken
他一直问我想不想吃鸡肉
Chicken
鸡
I could eat some chicken
我可以吃点鸡肉
Could I get a three piece some coleslaw some beans and a Coke
给我来点三片好吗凉拌卷心菜豆子和可乐
Diet Coke
健怡可乐
Morning Phoebe I have to tell you this story
早安菲比我必须告诉你这个故事
I was coming over and this cabdriver
我来找你有个出租车司机
Was his name Angus
他的名字是安格斯吗
What
什么
He was a cabdriver we had in London
他是我们在伦敦认识的出租车司机
All right Anyway
好吧不管怎样
What was that pub he took us to
他带我们去的那家酒吧叫什么来着
The Wheat Sheaf
小麦捆
And they had that beer
他们喝着啤酒
Boddington's
Phoebe was going to tell a story
菲比要讲个故事
So he had a really funny hat
他有一顶滑稽可笑的帽子
I don't want to talk about it
我不想说了
Hey Hey Ross
嘿罗斯
Boddington's
Oh man
天啊
I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys
我会回到伦敦寻找另一个冷若冰霜的坏小子
They have them at the British pub by the Trade Center
他们在贸易中心旁的英国酒吧里卖货
Later
Shouldn't Rachel be back
瑞秋不该回来吗
Her plane got delayed
她的飞机晚点了
But she should be here by now
但她现在应该到了
So you talked to her Did she sound mad
所以你和她聊了聊她听起来生气了吗
No But she likes me
但她喜欢我
You abandoned her on a plane to Greece
你把她丢在去希腊的飞机上
I did not abandon Rachel Okay
我没有抛弃瑞秋好吧
Emily showed up at the airport
艾米丽出现在机场
I had to go after her I did what I had to do
我必须去追她我做了我该做的
She's my wife Rachel is my wife
她是我的妻子Rachel是我妻子
Emily
艾米丽
Emily is my wife
艾米丽是我的妻子
Man what is that
朋友那是什么
You haven't heard from Emily
你没有艾米丽的消息
Not since I lost her at the airport
自从我在机场失去她之后就再也没有
I can't believe she can outrun you
我不敢相信她竟然跑得比你快
Hey She's fast okay
嘿她好快好吗
You think you can beat me Let's go Outside
你以为你能打败我我们到外面去
I'm sorry I'm just a little Slow
对不起我只是有点慢热
Oh you want some
你想尝尝吗
Okay get the shoes on Let's go man
好吧穿上鞋子我们走吧朋友
It's cool okay
没事的
You're the fastest
你是最快的
Hi Oh my God Rachel
嗨天啊Rachel
Rach I am so sorry I am so so sorry
瑞秋我很抱歉我真的很抱歉
Come on You just did what you had to do
拜托你只是做了你必须做的事
That's it You're not mad It must've been terrible
就是这样你没有生气一定很糟糕
Terrible Hell I was in Greece
糟糕透顶我在希腊
There was a nice hotel nice beach met the nice people
有一个漂亮的酒店漂亮的海滩遇到了好人
It's not too shabby for Rachel
对Rachel来说还不算太寒酸
So what that's it
那是什么
We're cool Totally cool
我们很好完全没问题
Thanks Rach You're the best
谢谢你Rach你是最棒的
Oh no You're the best
你是最棒的
Oh I got to go to the flower store
我得去趟花店
No one will tell me where Emily is
没人会告诉我艾米丽在哪里
So I'm sending 72 long stemmed red roses to her parents' house 72
所以我要送72朵长茎红玫瑰到她父母家
One for each day I've known and loved her
我认识她爱她的每一天都有一个
That should get her talking
这应该能让她开口了
When you make out the card be sure to make it out to Emily
当你制作卡片时一定要写上Emily
It's good that you had such a good time in Greece
你在希腊玩得这么开心真好
What
什么
I didn't have a good time in Greece
我在希腊过得不开心
Ross abandoned me
罗斯抛弃了我
I couldn't get a plane out I had to stay in their suite
我没法搭飞机我只能待在他们的套房里
People came up to me going Mrs Geller Why are you cry
人们向我走来Geller夫人你为什么哭
I mean it was so humiliating
我是说真是太丢人了
I felt like such an idiot
我感觉自己是个傻瓜
It's all my fault You know why
都是我的错你知道为什么
Because I make very bad decisions
因为我会做出错误的决定
Oh that's not true
这不是真的
Yes it is true I went after Ross in stupid London
没错我在愚蠢的伦敦追着Ross跑
London is stupid Stupid
伦敦愚蠢至极
I put on a cheerleading outfit to seduce Joshua
我穿上拉拉队服诱惑Joshua
Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates
然后我失去了他因为我在约会四次之后向他求婚
And then I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon Okay
然后我去希腊和别人度蜜月
Do those sound like very good decisions to you
你觉得这些决定是不是很明智
I like your little braid
我喜欢你的小辫
I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore
我不应该再做任何决定
Phoebe you were right I should've never gone to London
菲比你说得对我就不该去伦敦
From now on you make all my decisions for me
从现在开始你替我做决定
Oh no I did that for someone once
我曾经为一个人做过
I'm not comfortable having that power over someone's life
我不喜欢掌控别人的人生
I'll do it
我会做到的
Fine Monica you are now in charge of my love life
好吧Monica你现在主宰我的感情生活
Okay I got to go to work
好吧我得去上班了
And Rachel great to have you back
瑞秋很高兴你能回来
Always a pleasure
总是令人愉快
Rachel Sweetie look
亲爱的听着
Here's a cute picture of you and Joey
这是你和乔伊的可爱照片
He's married
他结婚了
Ross is married I still can't believe it
罗斯结婚了我还是不敢相信
Honey sweetie by the edges
亲爱的宝贝站在边缘
I'll just have to accept it
我只能接受现实
I mean it's my fault
都是我的错
Edges fingers Smudgy
棱角指指点点
Oh my God
我的天哪
That's okay I know that you're very upset right now
没关系我知道你现在很难过
I know that wasn't about me
我知道这与我无关
I bet it was about her a little
我打赌你心里有点想她
If you'd stop thinking about Ross
如果你不再思念罗斯
You'd notice there are great guys everywhere
你会发现到处都是好男人
Look Gunther
听着甘瑟
He's nice He's cute
他很好他很可爱
Yeah I guess Gunther is
我想冈瑟是
What about that guy over there
那边那个家伙怎么样
That's the guy you flirted with at the counter
这就是你在柜台勾搭的那个男人
Oh I don't know I don't know You're going to talk to him
我不知道你要去和他谈谈
I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him
我帮你做决定我说你要去和他谈谈
All right
好吧
You're the boss I got to do what you tell me
你是老大我得听你的
Say that to him and you're golden
对他说这句话你就心满意足
Hey Phoebe We got our pictures back from London
嘿Phoebe我们从伦敦拿到了我们的照片
Here's all of us at the Tower of London
这是我们在伦敦塔的照片
Here we all are
我们都在这里
There's Ross and Joey and you and
有罗斯有乔伊有你
And me
还有我
We've been talking about London too much
我们一直在谈论伦敦
Sorry it's just because I couldn't be there
抱歉只是因为我无法陪在你身边
All I get to do now is pregnant stuff It bums me out
我现在要做的就是怀孕的事让我很烦躁
I'm sorry Sorry
Know what I like to do It sounds a little corny
知道我喜欢做什么吗这听起来有点粗俗
But sometimes when I'm bummed out I like to just close my eyes
但有时当我失望沮丧时我喜欢闭上眼睛
And think about what a wonderful gift life is
想想生命是多么美好的礼物
See
看见
What happened A little of this a little of that
发生了什么事一点这样一点那样
I got myself a date tomorrow
See Didn't I tell you You're getting over Ross already
你瞧我不是告诉过你吗你已经忘记罗斯了
Get out
滚出去
What took so long
怎么这么久
I got caught up at work But I'm quitting tomorrow
我忙着工作但我明天就辞职
So thanks for having me over
谢谢你邀请我来
See you man
再见朋友
What the hell was that
那是什么鬼东西
Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London
可能是他在伦敦学会的欧洲式道别
That's not European
这不是欧洲风格
It felt French
感觉就像法国人
Well I guess it's time for me to say goodbye too mon frere
我想是时候和你说再见了朋友
Come here and give me a little sugar
到我身边来给我一点甜蜜
I really had a good time
我真的玩得很开心
Yeah me too
我也是
I guess this is it
我想就这样吧
Unless you want to come inside
除非你想进来
Wait a minute You know what I can't decide this
等一下你知道吗我无法决定
Okay Just hold on a second
好吧等一下
Where's Monica I have to ask her something
莫妮卡在哪里我得问她点事
Doing her laundry
帮她洗衣服
What's that
什么鬼
It came in the mail today
今天寄来的
It's 72 long stemmed red roses 72
这是72朵长茎红玫瑰
One for each day I've known and loved Emily
每一天我都爱着Emily
Cut up into mulch
切割成覆盖物
Honey that's awful
亲爱的太可怕了
It's not so bad
没那么糟
Monica's going to make potpourri
Monica要做百香果
I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while
我想我要在雨中徘徊片刻
It's not raining
没有下雨
I can't catch a break
我无法休息片刻
You're not going anywhere Sit right here
I'll make you some tea and we'll talk this out
All right
Hey Dave
I need to take a rain check My roommate is really sick
Okay Bye
Honey listen
I know things seem so bad
And that they won't get any
Could I talk to you
I dropped some socks
What is the matter with you Do you want to fall into the trap
You did not drop any socks
I saw Dave and he said you blew him off
You listen to me
I'm calling the shots I say you leave Ross and go get Dave
What are you doing
Well ultimately I was trying you know I wanted
To tell him that I'm still in love with him
What You cannot tell him that
Why Why not
People love to hear that
Come on I love you
Wasn't that nice No
I make the decisions and I say no
You know what No you don't make my decisions because
You're fired
You can't fire me
Well
Come on let me in
Having some trouble
Rachel locked the door
I'll kick that door in if you give me some sugar
Ross there's something I wanna talk to you about
I just need to Rachel open this door
What is it locked She's fine Listen
Rachel I can do this all night if I have to
You want me to get that No Just let her do her thing
And we'll do our thing Because I really need to tell you
Thank you
Rachel Can I talk to you outside for a sec
We really need to talk
Well then talk
Okay I will
Remember that thing we just discussed that you wanted to do
What thing
Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons
Which I think is a really stupid idea
It's dangerous She won't get what she wants
And who knows who she might end up hurting
Monica's right Swing dancing can be tricky
I have to use the phone
I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily
My God Think of the massacre
I'm going to do it
I know you think I'm crazy
But before you tell him try to find one person
Who thinks it's a good idea I bet you can't
Please
All right fine
Joey I'm in
All right Good deal
Hi Hey Rach
Did you find anyone who agrees with you No
But you know what I think I need a male point of view
Joey
You're a man You got that right
Do you think it would be a good idea if I told Ross that I was still in love with him
Nope
Phoebe Hey Phoebe
Phoebe Yeah
You know how you were saying you didn't get to go to London
And you were feeling left out
Well we all felt really bad about that
So we decided to take a little trip together
Oh that's so nice
How great Where's the trip
Well we thought we would all go to a picnic
In Central Park
Central Park
All of us All day
That sucks
That's not a trip I just came from there
What'll we high five about at the stupid park
It's right by my house All right
I'm going home to bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea
Hold on a sec there Mr Kissy
I wanted to talk to you about
This whole new European thing you've got going on
And I need to say it makes me very uncomfortable
And I just you know just stop it
Just bringing some culture to the group
That's fine Just don't bring it in my mouth
It makes me want to puke
Hey everybody Phoebe is here
Phoebe Woo Okay Woo Hi
Phoebe we decided that the picnic idea was a little
It didn't have any Well it blew
We thought that this afternoon we'd all go away for the whole weekend
To Atlantic City
Atlantic City Oh that's a great plan Whose plan was that
Mine
Wait It was my plan No
I said we needed a new plan
And I came up with Atlantic City
Which is the new plan
Why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour
I'm going to go pack I'm going to go pack my a*s off **
Well I think I'm gonna grab some coffee because my a*s is already packed **
Let's go
You know what I'll meet you in a minute
Rachel you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him
You know what That doesn't matter
Do you know how painful it is to tell someone you love them
And not have them say it back
I don't care
I can't watch
What you reading
Paper
Yeah What's it about
Events from around the globe
There's something I have to talk to you about
Everyone's saying I shouldn't
But I think they're wrong People can be wrong
Once at work
I thought carbon dating is fossilized
I'm really trying to tell you something here
Go ahead
I think I'm just going to say it
I'm just going to say it
I'm still in love with you Ross
I'm not sure what to do with that right now
What Was that a joke Because it's mean
I'm so dead serious
I'm totally serious
Why are you laughing
Because I just heard it
I heard it And it's ridiculous
I mean
You're married
You're married and it's just ridiculous
When I said it I sort of floated up out of my body
And then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel
I was likeYou are such an idiot
Well I am married I know
Though I haven't spoken to her since the wedding
I'm sorry That's not funny
Actually it kind of is
My wife won't return my calls
I don't know where my wife is
Hey Ross Where's the missus Don't know
Oh God
You know what Could you forget I told you this
Well I kind of have to
Because the thing is
The thing is you know that you're married to Emily
That is what the thing is
Oh God
Things won't be weird between us right Was that stupid
Me telling you that
I'm glad you did
If nothing else
It's always great when someone tells you they love you
That's what I said
Thank you for being so nice No Thank you for
Thank you
Oh God I'm just glad I didn't give you the cassette I made of all of our songs
What songs Oh you know：
With or Without You
Everybody Hurts
Rhiannon Why Rhiannon
Come on you remember In the living room
On Monica's laundry
Not me
Really
So what happened
Well it was really hard
But I'm glad I did it
So was I right or wrong
Oh come on honey does it really matter No
Yes I need it for my score book
Diary
Okay let's go Yeah Atlantic City
Come on
Atlantic City baby
Let's roll some bones Hey Joey
High five for rolling bones
Phoebe you're leaking
Oh my God Your water broke
Oh okay
Well don't worry I call shotgun
Phoebe we have to take you to the hospital now
Okay Well there's probably one on the way to Atlantic City
Phoebe the babies are coming now
Honey High five The babies are coming
Remember when my water broke
I can't believe Phoebe's going to have her babies
I know It's beautiful and amazing
I can't believe I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left the room
It's too bad they didn't see us having ***
Do you know anything about women No
It's all right Okay
没事的好吧
