笨小笨Anatole of Paris歌词由Danny Kaye演唱，出自专辑《Greatest Hits》，下面是《Anatole of Paris》完整版歌词！
Anatole of Paris歌词完整版
Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye
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It all began when I was born a month too soon
一切都始于我提前一个月出生的时候
My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon
我妈妈被一家失控的酒吧吓坏了
Pa was forced to be a hobo
爸爸被迫流浪
Because he played the oboe
因为他演奏双簧管
And the oboe it is clearly understood
双簧管大家都明白
Is an ill wind that no one blows good
是无人吹来的狂风
I'll never forget the morning
我永远不会忘记那个早晨
That grandpa ate the awning
爷爷吃掉了遮阳篷
To impress a pretty lady
给漂亮姑娘留下好印象
Who went for men that were shady
谁喜欢那些卑鄙小人
Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire
后来我叔叔Josia点燃了芝加哥的焰火
Ran off to Hawaii with the O'leary cow
带着一辆法拉利去了夏威夷
Which his loving wife resented
他亲爱的妻子对此深恶痛绝
And there upon invented
就在那时
A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow
一根擀面杖敲在你的面前
And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics
我是扭曲的优生学的产物
Of this family of inbred schizophrenics
这一家近亲繁殖的精神分裂症患者
The end of a long long line of bats
一长串蝙蝠的终点
I design women's hats
我设计女帽
I'm Anatole of Paris
我是巴黎的阿纳托利
I shriek with chic my hat of the week
我潇洒地尖叫我这一周的帽子
Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses
因为六次离婚三次脱缰野马
I'm Anatole of Paris
我是巴黎的阿纳托利
The hats I sell make husbands yell
我卖的帽子让丈夫大吼大叫
Is that a hat or a two room flat
那是顶帽子还是两室一厅的公寓
Let me get my paw
让我伸出爪子
On a little piece of straw and viola
用稻草和中提琴演奏
A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw
60块一个的起子
It's how I pull and chew on it
我就是这样尽情享受
The little things I do on it
我在上面做的小事情
Like placing yards of lacing
就像系上几码鞋带
Or a bicycle built for two on it
或者一辆双人自行车
The little ones the big ones
不管是小的还是大的
The sat on by a pig ones
坐在猪一样的座位上
The foolish ones that perch
愚蠢的人居高临下
And the ghoulish ones that lurch
残忍的人蠢蠢欲动
The one called whiskey sour
那个叫威士忌酒的家伙
Designed for the cocktail hour
专为鸡尾酒时刻而设计
A little snip a potato chip
切下一片薯片
And a trifle off the Eiffel tower
在埃菲尔铁塔上买点好东西
I'm Anatole of Paris I must design
我是巴黎的Anatole我必须设计
I'm just like wine I go to your head
我就像美酒让你神魂颠倒
Give me thread and the needle
为我穿针引线
I itch I twitch to stitch
I'm a glutton for cutting
我是个贪得无厌的人
For putting with a button
只需一个按钮
To snip and pluck nip and tuck
尽情放纵尽情放纵
Fix and trim plan the brim
修一修修我的帽檐
Tote that barge lift that bail
带着驳船去保释
And why do I sew each new chapeau
为何我要修补每个新的起首部分
With a style they most look positively grim in
带着独特的风格他们看起来真的很冷酷
Strictly between us entre nous I hate women
只说我们两个人之间的秘密我讨厌女人
