笨小笨Poofter’s Froth Wyomingplans Ahead歌词由Frank Zappa&Captain Beefheart演唱，出自专辑《The Penguin Detective (Live)》，下面是《Poofter’s Froth Wyomingplans Ahead》完整版歌词！
Poofter’s Froth Wyomingplans Ahead歌词完整版
Take a letter
Ms Abetter
An' our pigeons
Will be homing
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well we've all come out
To show dem
An' the Elks have helped us
Load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Poofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
To our markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled
T-shirt racks rubber snacks
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes a special beer for sports
And paper cups that hold two quarts
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors small reactors
Mowers blowers throwers/the glowers
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute
HYULK
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot
Ah but we have been astute
Signed
Anon - Wyo Galoot
