Funny Letters from Camp歌词-Allan Sherman

Funny Letters from Camp歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《My Complete Extended and Expanded Reissued and Remastered Special Deluxe Limited Edition Greatest Hits》，下面是《Funny Letters from Camp》完整版歌词！

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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah

Here I am at Camp Grenada

Camp is very entertaining

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivey

He developed poison ivy

You remember Leonard Skinner

He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

All the counsellors hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach wants no sissies

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses

Now I don't want this should scare ya

But my bunkmate has Malaria

You remember Jeffery Hardy

They're about to organize a searching party

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah

Take me home, I hate Grenada

Don't leave me out in the forest where

I might get eaten by a bear

Take me home, I promise I will

Not make noise, or mess the house with

Other boys, oh please don't make me stay

I've been here one whole day

Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah

How's my precious little bruddah

Let me come home if you miss me

I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing

Guys are swimming, guys are sailing

Playing baseball, gee that's bettah

Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter

Hello muddah, hello fadduh

I am back at Camp Grenada

And I'm writing you this letter

Just to say my compound fracture's getting better

No one here knows where my trunk is

And my bunk is where the skunk is

And the food this year's improving

All the little black things in it are not moving

Our camp nurse is quite a swimmer

She says swimming makes you slimmer

Her name's Mrs. Pellagrini

Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?

All the bathrooms have such thin doors

Gee I'd wish they'd move them indoors

We're all tired of Mother Goose here

So next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here

Let me stay, oh muddah, fadduh

Let me stay I love Grenada

Every night the campfire's really keen

Oh ma please send some unguintine

Let me stay, out here in

Muddah nature's land

And tiptoe through the tulips grand

To leave would be a shame

Besides, I'd miss the poker game

Please don't worry, fadduh, muddah

I'll take care of little brudduh

He plays ball here and he rows here

And I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here

He wakes up half past six hand

Goes directly to the quicksand

He was lonely, now he's better

He's like all of us except his bed is wetter