笨小笨A Christmas Carol歌词由Tom Lehrer演唱，出自专辑《The Masochism Tango》，下面是《A Christmas Carol》完整版歌词！
A Christmas Carol歌词完整版
One very familiar type of song is the christmas carol although it is perhaps a bit out of season at this time however I'm informed by my disk jockey friends of whom I have none
In order to get a song popular by christmas time you have to start plugging it well in advance so here goes it has always seemed to me after all that christmas with its spirit of giving o
Us all a wonderful opportunity each year to reflect on what we all most sincerely and deeply believe in
I refer of course to money and yet none of the christmas carols that you hear on the radio or in the street even attempt to capture the true spirit of christmas as we celebrate it in the unit
Ates that is to say the commercial spirit so I should like to offer the following christmas carol for next year as being perhaps a bit more appropriate
Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when
Kill the turkeys ducks and chickens
Mix the punch drag out the ****ens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother here we go again
On christmas day you can't get sore
Your fellow man you must adore
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty four
Relations sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil
Or a matching pen and pencil
Just the thing I need how nice
It doesn't matter how sincere it
Is nor how heartfelt the spirit
Sentiment will not endear it
What's important is the price
Hark the herald tribune sings
Advertising wondrous things
God rest ye merry merchants
May you make the yuletide pay
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle
Driving his reindeer across the sky
Don't stand underneath when they fly by
Actually I did rather well myself this last christmas the nicest present I received was a gift certificate good at any hospital for a lobotomy rather thoughtful
