笨小笨Lance The Turtle歌词由VeggieTales演唱，出自专辑《Ocean Tunes For Kids》，下面是《Lance The Turtle》完整版歌词！
Lance The Turtle歌词完整版
And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob The part of the show when Bob comes out sings an Ukulele Karaoke
Uh what's going on
You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke no
No I'm on break This is the Pirates'
They are busy with the rest of the show
B-But I don't know the song
You're lyrics monsieur Bring in the props
But
Wakiki
Your island breeze monsieur
Hold on a sec I'm totally unprepared to do a solo
Your back-up singers
Huh Isn't that the
Oui they are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies
The Wiggly Turtle Tubies They look taller on TV
So do you tomato
The show must go on monsieur Quick that is your que Just follow the lyrics
But
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
Well I keep a little turtle at my Uncle my Aunt's
My auntie's name is Myrtle my island turtle's name is Lance
He doesn't wander far even if he gets the chance
He just plays his ukulele he does the hula dance
What
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night
Invited all his turtle friends to come have a wiki bite
The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing
The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring
Oh I get it Turtles are slow so it took him a long time That's pretty good
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
But Lance just kept on cooking he was grilling full of glee
He was marinating ribs cause he liked
Syrup with his feta cheese
I-I'm sorry I
Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please
Pineapples are shiny
Spotted tiki bumblebees
Oh man
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
Wait a minute guys I don't think this is right It doesn't make any sense
It works for us Ha-ha
But
The song The song
There are luscious chocolate fingers swimming slowly in the school
Mele Kalikimaka
Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool Uh Larry
Thousand igloos wax the beach spray luggage in the trees
Raining puppies flying clowns
Flossing punahele
Ow Oh forget it
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
Lance the Turtle Aloha Lance Lance the Turtle dance-dance-dance
This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob Tune in next time to here Bob say
I'll be in my dressing room
