Crazy Rap (Explicit)歌词-Afroman

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Crazy Rap (Explicit) - Afroman

Composed by：Joseph Foreman

Wait a minute man

Hey check this out tell it

It was this blind man right

Man check this out

It was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right

Hey he walked past this fish market

You know what I'm sayin'

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

Woo good morning ladies

You like that **** man

Hey man I got a gang of that **** man

I tell you what

My man on the guitar fool on the drums

Everybody just crowd around the mic

I'll tell you all these mutha-******* jokes

But first I'm a start it off like this

Hey help me sing it homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the m*******a burns we can take our turns

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell

I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

They call it Eastside Palmdale

When the Afroman walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's

When I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy

Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We ****** on the bed ****** on the flo'

****** so long I grew a ******* afro

Then I ****** to the left ****** to the right

She sucked my d**k 'til the **** turned white

I thought to myself Sheba Sheba

Got my a*s lookin' like a Zebra

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

I ran I jumped out the back window

But her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 x 4

Oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right

The mutha-****** whooped my a*s all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

That's the best d**n p***y I ever had

I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine

I'm a **** that ***** just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the m*******a burns we can take our turns

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell

I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but d**n she looked good

I took her to my house cause she was fine

But she whipped out a d**k that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan never made love with an African

I ****** her once I ****** her twice

I ate that p***y like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her a*s like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her a*s and she said ay

Lips was breakfast p***y was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me

I came in her mouth

It was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the m*******a burns we can take our turns

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Hey wait a minute man check this out

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennesy

That country music nearly drove me crazy

But I rode that a*s and said Yes Miss Daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma

Put that p***y in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til I **** that ***** again

Met a real black girl in South Carolina

****** her 'til she turned into a white albino

****** this hooker in Iowa

I ****** her on credit so I owe her

****** this girl down in Georgia came in her mouth

Man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho

She just ran cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

I want to get married but I can't afford it

I know I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the m*******a burns we can take our turns

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to ****

But the p***y just ain't no good

Say what

And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

So you try to play it off and eat the p***y

But it takes her so long to cum

Say what

Then a dude walks in

That's her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from

Where you from man

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

I don't bang

You start talkin' real fast

But he's already mad cause you ******* his wife

So he starts beatin' on your a*s

Now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody

Your d**k was hard but now it's soft

What

You thought you had a girl to rock your world

Now you still gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need