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Sally Wild is a cleaner
At a popular Yorkshire
Bar and hostelry
Her toilets won awards
From various tourist boards
With people even coming
From the Norfolk Broads
But in the recent past
Sal's been increasingly aghast
At the state her
Lavatories are left in
So her manager said "Fine
Put up a strongly worded sign
And see if it makes you less grim"
So the sign said
Please point Percy
At the porcelain properly
I'm peeved by the puddles you create
Your name's not Jake the Peg
You don't have an extra leg
Don't be in such a hurry
'Cause your beer will wait
Stand a bit nearer
Percy's not as big as you think
Especially when you've
Had a bit to drink
Please point Percy
At the porcelain boys
And don't wash
Him after in my sink!
Now it isn't just the gents
That causes Sally offence
The ladies do it too
The things they leave behind
Are just what you might find
At the back of a butcher's or on CSI
To promote equality
And maintain good quality
She asked if a note
Could also be displayed
"Ok then if you must
I guess it's only just
Anything to make
You less dismayed"
So the sign said
Please park Nancy
On the loo seat properly
I'm peeved by the puddles
You create
It's much less bother
If you don't hover
Don't be in such a hurry
'Cause your gin will wait
The Cathedral hygiene
Bin is not for worshiping
Please use it
For your sanitary things
Please park Nancy
On the loo seat girls
And don't wash her after in my sink
Just when you
Thought that must be it
In walked a little git
With a Biro and a pad
"I'm afraid I have an issue
It's not with your toilet tissue
But something on the walls
In the lasses' and lads'
What if someone non-binary arrives
In all their finery?
It would be rude to preclude"
"Oh flippin 'eck I'd better go
And check and alter
The words we have used"
So the signs say
Please position your perfect
Personal piddling
And pooping particulars towards
The pan and the porcelain properly
I'm peeved with the puddles you create
Be it Percy or Nancy
Or whatever takes your fancy
Don't be in such a hurry
'Cause your drink will wait
My WC's are fantastically
PC so don't make a mess
Or even take the pee
Please ask Percy and Nancy
To behave and don't wash
Em after in my sink
Please ask Percy and Nancy
To behave don't forget
That you're on CCTV
