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Welcome everybody Welcome to Amazing Discoveries

It's on again

Guys could we please not watch this

This ever happen to you You go to get a glass of milk

But these cartons are so flinging flanging hard to open

Boy you said it Mike

There's gotta be a better way There is Kevin

Can we please turn this off No way Kevin

What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees

You'll never have to open up milk cartons again

Meet the Milkmaster 20002000

Lntrigued You're flinging flanging right I am

This is the first time he's used this You'll see how easy this is to do

This works in any milk carton Wow it is easy

Now I can have milk every day

It's official There are no good movies

So let's go to a bad one and make out

Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny bump against my back

Hey man What's up Maybe you can tell me

My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today

My first good one in weeks How could you not give me the message

I'll tell you I do enjoy guilt

But it wasn't me

Yes it was It was him

Okay it was me

How was it you Well it was all so crazy you know

Chandler was in the closet counting to 10

And I hadn't found a place to hide yet

I meant to tell you and I wrote it all down on my hand See All of it

Yep that's my audition

See Now this is why I keep notepads everywhere

Yep And that's why we don't invite you to play

What is the great tragedy here Get yourself another appointment

Estelle tried The casting director told her I missed my chance

Well that is unfair

I'll call her I'll tell her it was my fault

You can't The casting director doesn't talk to friends

She only talks to agents What a sad little life she must lead

What are you doing No I know I know

Hi this is Caitlin from Phoebe Buffay's office

Is Anne there for Phoebe

She'll know what it's about

Hang up Hang up right

Annie Hi Listen we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani

Apparently he missed his audition Who did you speak to in my office

Estelle I don't know what to do with her

So your husband leaves and burns down the apartment The world doesn't stop

Is anybody else scared

If Joey loses this audition then that is it for Estelle I don't care

Annie you are a doll What time can you see him I need a pen Pen

Get the woman a pad Get the woman a pad A pad A pad

Oh now you want a pad

Where's my boy

And here's his Barbie

What's my boy doing with a Barbie

He picked it out at the store He loves it

He carries it everywhere like a security blanket

But with ski boots and a kicky beret

Yeah it's cute

Why does he have it again

So he's got a doll So what

Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up to be

In show business

This wouldn't have to do with the fact

That he's being raised by two women

You know what It's fine If you're okay with the Barbie thing so am l

Give Daddy the Barbie Give me the Barbie

Don't you wanna play with a monster truck

No Okay

How about a Dino Soldier

You are so pathetic

Why can't your son just play with his doll

Has anybody seen my left boob

I loved that movie

Here it is What are you doing

I'm sorry It just felt nice

Answer the phone

I only got one arm You should do stuff for me Get me a sweater

Just do it It's Janice

And if I get it I'll have to see her tonight

That's great I'll have to see her tonight

Why don't you want to see Janice

Last night at dinner when the meals came

She put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes

And that's bad

Because you hate chicken piccata

You didn't want to share your tomatoes Tomatoes are very important to you

Suddenly we were this couple

And this alarm started going off in my head

Run for your life Get out of the building

Men are unbelievable

What is it with you people

The minute you feel something you have to run away

I know That

That's why I don't want to go tonight I'm afraid I'll say something stupid

You mean that guy thing where you act mean and distant

Until we break up with you

You know about that

What do I do I wanna get past this

I don't want to be afraid of commitment

I want to go through the tunnel to the other side

Where there's no fear of commitment

Do we have any

Do we have any thoughts here

I've never been through the tunnel myself because

You're not allowed through with more than one girl in the car

But it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else Face your fear

Fear of heights Go to the top of the building

You're afraid of bugs

Get a bug

You have a fear of commitment

So I say you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was

Amazingly that makes sense

Do you think Oh yeah Go for it man

Jump off the high dive

Stare down the barrel of the gun Pee into the wind

If I'm staring down the barrel of a gun

I'm gonna be pretty much peeing every which way

CENTRAL PERK

It's your audition from this morning

Can I use the phone

Sure that's what it's there for Emergencies and pretend agents

Come on baby Come on

Hi I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page

Okay she's in her car I'll have to patch you through

Very nice touch

Talk talk talk

Hi Annie

Fantastic You got it

Will he work for scale you ask me Well I don't know about that

Except that I do and he will

Great Oh you are such a sweetheart

I would love to have lunch with you

How about we have lunch next

Went through a tunnel

Unbelievable

Oh thank you so much

It was really fun I mean I've never talked on a car phone before

You are so amazing Could you do me this huge favor

There's another audition I want and Estelle couldn't get me in

I don't know It was fun one time but

Please It would just be this one more

Well actually it's two

Two

Well really it's three

Please You're so good at it I love you

Okay But just these three right

No it's four

So how come you wanted to eat in tonight

Because I wanted

To give you this

Are you a puppy

Contact paper

What do you say when someone you're sleeping with

Gives you contact paper

Wait there's more See the contact paper is to go

In your brand new drawer

See the drawer actually goes in my dresser

You didn't have to do this

Yes I did

Yes I did Because you're my girlfriend

And that's what girlfriends should get

Well I gotta buy a vowel

Because oh my God

Who would've thought that someday

Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer

Well not me

We should take a trip

We should

And I wanna meet your parents

We should take a trip with your parents

I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now

No I am

I actually am This is amazing

My entire life I have feared this place

And now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal

I could probably sayLet's move in together and I'd be okay

You probably want us to move in together

Lt doesn't scare me Yeah well it scares me

I'm not even divorced yet You just invited me over here for pasta

And now you're talking about moving in together

And I wasn't even that hungry

You know what It's getting really late and I should just

Don't go I've scared you I've said too much

I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Hey Janice it's me

So I catch up to her and she says

This relationship's going too fast and we have to slow down

Then I got all

Needy and clingy

Wait a minute Maybe it's not so bad How did you leave it

She said she'd call me

Oh God

Welcome to our side of the tunnel

This ice cream tastes like crap by the way

Well it's that low cal nondairy soymilk junk

We save the real stuff for the truly terminal cases

When you're getting screwed over all the time you gotta switch to low fat

Yeah you do

You don't think I'm terminal

Not at all You're not terminal We just need some damage control

Okay Should I call her

It's a critical time If you feel yourself reaching for that phone

Go shopping get your butt in a bubble bath

If you want her back you have got to start acting aloof

She has to know you're not needy

So what you have to do is

You have to accidentally run into her on purpose

And then act aloof

So I'm not gonna lose her

Oh honey you're not a total loser

I saidSo I'm not gonna lose her

Guess who's here

It's the toughest guy in Toyland Ben

Real American hero I'm G I Joe

Drop the Barbie Drop the Barbie

G I Joe

You really think he'll fall for that

Cool Can I play

Look Ben It's a toy that protects U S oil interests overseas

Go Joe

There you are No it's not Sorry

But Phoebe wait wait Phoebe

Oh Joey Oh okay See I didn't recognize you

In those pants

That TV movie I went in for did you hear anything

I think I got a shot at it

Yes they called You didn't get it

Okay I mean you didn't get it I'm sorry I'm sorry

That's okay These things happen

But they shouldn't happen You know what

You're in a terrible terrible business

I don't want to be the person who makes you look like that

I'm okay See

Now you're sad and creepy

No no you can't quit You're the best agent I ever had

Rejection is part of being an actor You can't take it personal

They said they'd never met an ltalian actor with a worse ltalian accent

They actually said that

This is why you have to do this job

Agents always lie

Estelle just says stuff like They went another way

But this I can use this

I can work on a new accent

You'll never get me Joe

No thank you

What are you doing here

Just a bit of shopping

How have you been

Are you being British

Not anymore

Why are you shopping here You don't live in this neighborhood

Were you here waiting for me

I'm just

Picking up some things for a party

Barley

What kind of party serves barley

I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours

Where is this party

Here in Chelsea

Whose party is it

A woman's

What woman

Chelsea

Either you're seeing somebody behind my back

Which would make you the world's biggest jerk

Or you're pretending to see somebody

Which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here

So which of these two guys do you want to be

Can I be that guy

Okay we got some more good rejections Lots of stuff to work on

Okay Shoot

Okay Oh the zoo commercial

They said that you weren't believable as a human being

So you can work on that

Great

What else

The off Broadway play people said that you were pretty but dumb

Oh no wait I'm sorry That's pretty dumb

Look it's okay no no no Really

Look

I really appreciate this

But I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle

Don't get me wrong You're a better agent than she is

But at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out

Yeah no I understand

You do Thanks Okay

Sorry

Wait a minute

Wait a minute

Did you make all that stuff up to get out of being my agent

Oh he caught me

I am so busted

That's what I suspected

And then I just you know

Threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store

My God Chandler we said be aloof not a doof

I've actually ruined this haven't l

Is it time for the good ice cream now

Yeah it is

You know what Everything's gonna be okay

Can you hold on for a second

What do I do

I don't know This is unprecedented

If we did what you did a man would never call

I got it Pretend you just woke up That'll throw her off

Be sleepy Yes And grumpy

What are you Stop naming dwarfs

I'm so glad that you called

I know I've been acting really weird lately

And it's just because I'm crazy about you

And I just got stupid and scared

And stupid a couple more times

And I'm sorry

Really

Really

He's so lucky If Janice were a guy

She'd be sleeping with somebody else by now

I love you too

It's so unfair

G I Joe G I Joe

I don't know what to tell you guys That's the doll he chose

What'd you do dip it in sugar

Look G I Joe's in Barbie's out

And if you guys can't deal with it that's just your too bad

What are you being such a weenie for So he has a Barbie Big deal

You used to dress up like a woman

What

The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes

What are you talking about

The big hat the pearls the little pink handbag

Okay You are totally making this up

How can you not remember

You made us call you Bea

Oh God

I've literally never been this happy

Wasn't there a little song

Oh please God let there be a song

There was no song There was no song

I am Bea

I drink tea That's enough

Won't you

Won't you

Won't you

Won't you dance around with me

I am Bea

I drink tea

Won't you dance around with

Ross