笨小笨Friends S01E02 (有声读物)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记（第一季）》，下面是《Friends S01E02 (有声读物)》完整版歌词！
Friends S01E02 (有声读物)歌词完整版
You don't understand
你不明白
For us kissing is as important as any part
对我们来说亲吻和其他部分一样重要
Yeah right
You serious
你是认真的吗
Oh yeah
Everything is in that first kiss Absolutely
一切都在初吻里绝对如此
For us kissing's an opening act
对我们来说接吻是一个开始
Like the comedian you have to sit through
就像喜剧演员你必须耐心等待
Before Pink Floyd comes out
在平克·弗洛伊德出现之前
And it's not that we don't like the comedian
并不是说我们不喜欢喜剧演员
It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket
只是这不是我们买票的原因
The problem is no matter how great the show was
问题是无论演出多么精彩
You girls are looking for the comedian again
你们这些女孩又在寻找喜剧演员
Word of advice：Bring back the comedian
给你个建议把喜剧演员请回来
Are we still talking about ***
我们还在谈论什么吗
The One With the Sonogram at the End
本集播出："超声波图"
No it's good It is good
没事的没事的
It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry
只是她看起来没有一点生气
Well she has issues
她有问题
Does she
是吗
Try to live with Mr I'm Evolving
试着和MrI'mEvolving一起生活
He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet
他出去了而她在家把地毯上乳齿象的味道弄干净
Marsha see these are cave people
玛莎你看这些都是穴居人
Okay they have issues like：
好吧他们有一些问题
Gee that glacier's getting kind of close Gee
冰川渐渐逼近
Speaking of issues isn't that your ex wife
说到问题那不是你的前妻吗
Okay Yes it is I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age
好吧没错我会在冰川时代找到你
Can I stay No
我能否留下
Hi Hi
Is this a bad time No it's
现在是不是时机不对
The Stone Age
石器时代
You look great I hate that
你看起来棒极了我讨厌这样
Sorry Thanks You look good too
不好意思谢谢你也很好看
Stands erect
昂然伫立
What's new Still a A lesbian
You never know How's the family
你永远不知道家人怎么样
Marty's still totally paranoid Carol why are you here
Marty依然疑神疑鬼Carol你为什么在这里
I'm pregnant Pregnant
我怀孕了
She didn't leave in such a hurry after all
她没有这么着急离开
This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding
这是《三人行》里发生的一个误会
Then I've already seen this one
我已经看过了
Are you through with that
你受够了吗
Sorry the swallowing slowed me down
抱歉吞下药片让我放慢了速度
Whose ball of paper is this
这是谁的纸团
Mine I wrote a note to myself then I didn't need it
我给自己写了一张纸条可我不需要
So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead
所以我拼命挣钱现在我希望我已经死了
She already fluffed that pillow You already fluffed It's fine
她已经把枕头拍松了你已经拍过了没事的
I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition
我只是不想再给他们任何机会
Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow
父母对孩子的枕头太扁可以残忍对待
Relax you do this every time The place looks great
放轻松你每次都这样这地方看起来棒极了
You got a lasagna here that looks good enough
你准备了千层面看起来还不错
To avoid touching
为了避免触碰
Monica Hi
莫妮卡嗨
Monica you're scaring me
莫妮卡你吓到我了
I mean you're all chaotic and twirly you know
我是说你混乱不堪天旋地转你懂的
Not in a good way
不是很好
Calm down You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come
冷静点你没有看见每次他们来的时候Ross都转来转去
That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong
那是因为我父母认为罗斯不会犯错
You see he's The Prince
你看他就像王子
They had some big ceremony before I was born
在我出生前他们举行了隆重的仪式
What Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster
什么丑陋的裸体男人有一个ThighMaster
Has anybody seen my engagement ring It's beautiful
Oh God Oh God Oh God
No don't touch that
不要碰
Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back
就好像我对明天的事情并不担心必须把它还回来
Hi Barry remember me I'm the girl that stomped on your heart
嗨Barry记得我我就是那个让你伤心欲绝的女孩
Now I must return the ring without the ring
现在我必须把戒指还给你
Which makes it so much harder
这让我更加难过
Easy we'll find it Won't we
放轻松我们会找到的对吧
Look it's gonna be okay You'll give it back
听着一切都会好起来的你会回报我的
Any diamond ring we find we'll run it by you
我们找到的任何钻戒都会告诉你
When did you have it last Doy right before she lost it
你上一次是什么时候就在她失去爱之前
You don't get a lot of doy these days
这些日子你身边美女如云
I know I had it this morning
我知道我今早就拥有了
I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with
我知道我在厨房的时候就有
Dinah
Oh don't be mad You didn't
别生气你没有
Oh I'm sorry I gave you one job
对不起我只给了你一份工作
But look how straight those noodles are
但是看看这些面条多直
That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna
在意大利面里寻找订婚戒指可不是这样的
I just can't do it
我就是做不到
Boys We're going in
男孩们我们要进去了
Hi
That is not a happy hi Carol's pregnant
一点都不开心卡罗尔怀孕了
I found it
我找到了
What
Yeah
Do that for two hours you might be where I am about now
坚持两个小时你可能会变成我现在这样
That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective
这让我们对枕头这件事有了更深入的了解
How do you fit into this whole thing
你如何融入这一切
Carol and Susan want me to be involved
卡罗尔和苏珊希望我参与其中
But if I'm not comfortable with it I don't have to be involved
但如果我觉得不舒服那我就不必蹚浑水
It's totally up to me She is so great I miss her
这完全取决于我她太好了我想念她
What does she mean by involved Your job is done
她说的参与是什么意思你的任务完成了
And the most enjoyable
也是最令人愉悦的
Phoebe say something
菲比说点什么
They want me to go down to this sonogram thing
他们想让我去做超声波检查
With them tomorrow
明天和他们一起
Remember when life was simpler
还记得生活简单的时候
And she was just a lesbian
Those were the days
那些日子
What are you gonna do I have no idea
你要做什么我不知道
No matter what I do I'm still gonna be a father
不管我做什么我依然是个父亲
This is still ruined right
一切还是毁了对吧
Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you
玛莎·鲁格温的女儿会给你打电话
What's that curry taste Curry
这是什么咖喱味道
I think they're great I really do
我觉得他们很好真的
The big Lugwin had a thing for you
鲁格温对你情有独钟
They all had a thing for him Oh Mom
他们都喜欢他妈妈
Why is this girl going to call me
为什么这个女孩要给我打电话
She just graduated and she wants to be something in cooking or food
她刚毕业她想做烹饪或美食方面的工作
I told her you have a restaurant
我告诉她你开了一家餐馆
I don't have I work in a restaurant They don't have to know that
我没有我在餐馆工作他们不需要知道
Oh we're having spaghetti That's easy
我们在吃意大利面很简单
We were going to have lasagna
我们要吃千层面
I love lasagna We're not having it
Then why bring it up He latches on
It might take the heat off of me
That Rachel We saw her parents at the club
They were not playing well
I won't say what they spent
But 40000 is a lot for a wedding
At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar
What's that supposed to mean Nothing
It's an expression No it's not
Don't listen to her You've always been independent
Even when you were a chubby kid
And you had no friends you were just fine
You'd read alone in your room Your puzzles
People like Ross need to shoot for the stars
With his museum and his published papers
Others are satisfied with staying where they are
These people never get cancer
They're happy with what they have content
Like cows
Cows Dad
She knows how much I love cows
I read about women trying to have it all and I thank God
Our Harmonica doesn't have that problem
I'm telling you you'll be fine Thank you Daddy
Oh so this does work
So Ross what's going on with you
Any stories No news no little anecdotes to share with the folks
Look I realize you guys have been wondering
What exactly happened between Carol and me
And so well here's the deal
She lives with a woman named Susan
She's pregnant with my child
She and Susan are going to raise the baby
And you knew about this
Folks are really that bad
Well you know these people are pros
They take their time They get the job done
They say that you can't change your parents
Boy if you could I'd want yours
Must pee
It's worse when you're twins
You're a twin We don't speak
She's this high powered driven career type
What does she do She's a waitress
Identical People say we look alike
But I don't see it
You guys I kind of gotta clean up now
Chandler as an only child you don't have this
No although I did have an imaginary friend
Who my parents preferred
Hit the lights please
How long was I in there
I'm just cleaning up Oh you need any help
Okay sure Thanks
Anyway
So you nervous about Barry tomorrow
A little
A lot
So got any advice
You know as someone who's recently been dumped
You may wanna steer clear of the word dumped
Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man
You should try not to look too terrific I know it'll be hard
Or I'll go down there and I'll give Barry back his ring
And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob gyn
You've got Carol tomorrow
When did it get so complicated Got me
Remember being in high school Yeah
Didn't you think you'd meet someone
Fall in love and that'd be it
Ross Yes Yes
Man I never thought I'd be here
Me neither
Sorry I'm late I got stuck at work
There was this big dinosaur thing Anyway
Hi
You remember Susan How could I forget
Hello Susan Good shake good shake
So we're just waiting for
Dr Oberman And is he
She Of courseshe
Is she familiar with our special situation
Yes and she's very supportive Okay that's great
No I'm Oh
Thanks
That opens my cervix
Barry Come on in
Are you sure It's fine
Robbie's gonna be here for hours
So how are you doing
I'm
I'm okay
You look great Yeah well
Dr Farber Jason Greenspan's gagging
Be right there Be back in a second
I dumped him
So how's this all gonna work
The baby grows in a special place inside
Thank you
I mean how's this gonna work you know with us
When important decisions have to be made
Give me a for instance Well I don't know
How about with the baby's name Marlon
If it's a boy Minnie if it's a girl
As in Mouse
As in my grandmother
Still you say Minnie you hear Mouse
How about
How about Julia
Julia We agreed on Minnie
We agreed we'd spend our lives together
Things change Roll with the punches
I believe Julia's on the table
Sorry about that
So what have you been up to
Oh not much
I got a job That's great
Why are you so tan
I went to Aruba
Oh no You went on our honeymoon alone
No
I went with
Now this may hurt Me
No
I went with Mindy
Mindy
My maid of honor Mindy
Yeah we're kind of a thing now
You got plugs
Careful They haven't quite taken yet
And you got lenses
You hate sticking your finger in your eye
Not for her
Listen I really wanted to thank you
Okay
And I'm an orthodontist
You know you were right I thought we were happy
We weren't happy
But with Mindy
Now I'm happy
Spit What
Me
Anyway
I guess this belongs to you Or maybe some day Mindy
Like she'd settle for that
Yeah that's true
But I think it's a nice ring
And thank you for giving it to me
Thank you for giving it back
Hello
Please what's wrong with Helen Helen Geller
I don't think so It's not gonna be Helen Geller
Thank you No I mean it's not Geller
It'll be Helen Willick
No actually we talked about Helen Willick Bunch
Wait a minute Why is she in the title
It's my baby too
Really I don't remember you making any sperm
And we all know what a challenge that is
You two stop it She gets a credit I'm in there too
Helen Willick Bunch Geller I think that borders on child abuse
Of course not I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch
See what he does He knows no one's gonna say all those names
They'll call her Geller He gets his way
My way You think this is my way
Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being
This is not my You know what This is too hard
Knock knock How are we Any nausea
A little Just a little
I was wondering about the mother to be but thanks for sharing
Lie back You know what I'm gonna go
I don't think I can be involved in this family thing
Oh my God Look at that
I know
Well isn't that amazing
What are we supposed to be seeing here
I don't know but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise
If you tilt your head and relax your eyes
It kind of looks like an old potato
Then don't do that all right
Monica what do you think
Are you welling up No
You are You're welling up I'm not
You're gonna be an aunt Oh shut up
Hi Mindy Hi it's Rachel
Yeah I'm fine I saw Barry today
Yeah he told me No it's okay Really it's okay
I hope you two are very happy I really do
And Min you know if everything works out
And you guys get married and have kids
I hope they have his hairline and your nose
That was a cheap shot but I feel so much better now
那是一种廉价的尝试但我现在感觉好多了
