笨小笨Harper Valley P.T.A.歌词由Count Dee’s Hit Explosion演唱，出自专辑《One Hit Wonders of the 60s Vol. 1》，下面是《Harper Valley P.T.A.》完整版歌词！
Harper Valley P.T.A.歌词完整版
Harper Valley P.T.A. - Knightsbridge
I want to tell you all a story
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P T A
The note said
Mrs Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin'
'Round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up
Your little girl this way
It was signed by the secretary Harper Valley P T A
Well it happened that the P T A was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised
When Mrs Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard
I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P T A
Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin'there
And seven times he's asked me for a date
Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr Baker can you tell us
Why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
Well Mr Harper couldn't be here
'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think
That as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No I wouldn't put you on because it really did
It happened just this way
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A
