笨小笨I Played on My Spanish Guitar (Remastered 2014)歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《30 Hits of George Formby》，下面是《I Played on My Spanish Guitar (Remastered 2014)》完整版歌词！
I Played on My Spanish Guitar (Remastered 2014)歌词完整版
I Played on My Spanish Guitar - George Formby
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I'm Bull Tonsilliter
我是布尔·坦西利特
The finest bullfighter that ever came out of Madrid
马德里有史以来最优秀的斗牛士
With bulls I can juggle
和公牛在一起我可以变戏法
Though madly they struggle
尽管他们拼命挣扎
They can't get away from this kid
他们无法摆脱这个孩子
There's nobody else could be keener
没有人比我更渴望
It's a treat to watch me fight the bull
看我与公牛搏斗真是一种享受
I chase them all round the arena
我在体育场里追逐他们
And make nasty scars on their skull
在他们的脑袋上留下可怕的伤疤
Then I play on my Spanish guitar
然后我弹着我的西班牙吉他
Tralla la la la la la la la
拉啦啦啦
It must be a good 'un it isn't a dud 'un
肯定是好货不是差货
I bought it at Woolworth's bazaar ha ha
我在伍尔沃斯的集市上买的
The president's wife is the curse of his life
总统的妻子是他生命中的祸根
She loves drinking wine till she's full
她喜欢喝红酒直到她心满意足
One night she got canned and fell out o' grandstand
一天晚上她被开除了从看台上摔了下来
Right onto a nasty big bull
直接撞上一只可怕的公牛
Then over it's head the bull tossed her
公牛把她扔到头顶
I laughted and began to recite
我笑了笑开始背
There was a young lady from Gloucester
有一位来自格罗斯特的年轻女士
And the bullocks all roared with delight
公牛欢呼雀跃
Then I played on my Spanish guitar
然后我用我的西班牙吉他演奏
Now I'm sure that old dame's got a scar
现在我确信那个老妇人身上有伤疤
The bull caught her bending
公牛让她弯下腰
It's really heart rending
真的让人撕心裂肺
She's got to stand up in the car ha ha
她得在车里站起来
I've had lots of fights and I've had a few frights
我经历过无数次争吵经历过恐惧
There was once when the bull got me down
曾经有一次我被公牛击倒
He jumped on my corns and stuck both of his horns
他跳到我的鸡眼上，把两只角都卡住了。
In my shanty in old shanty town
在我破旧的贫民窟里
His eyes they were staring and glassy
他的眼睛呆滞无神
I could feel his hot breath in my ear
我能感觉到他在我耳边吐出的热气
So I stabbed him three times in the chassis
于是我在车里捅了他三刀
And wished him a happy new year
祝他新年快乐
Then I played on my Spanish guitar
然后我用我的西班牙吉他演奏
While the people all shouted hurrah
人们欢呼雀跃
That bull got a shock so he turned into Oxo
那头公牛受到了惊吓所以他变成了Oxo
You'll find him on sale in the bar ha ha
你会在酒吧里找到他
I've left old Madrid
我离开了古老的马德里
It's a good job I did
我干得不错
I'd get shot if I went there again
如果我重蹈覆辙我会被枪毙
They gave me the sack but I got my own back
他们解雇了我可我自力更生
They'll be sorry they chased me from Spain
他们会后悔当初把我从西班牙赶走
I'll bet that old town is excited
我敢打赌老城区热闹非凡
In the bull ring there'll be lots of rows
在斗牛场上会有很多人
But the animals they'll be delighted
但是动物们会很开心
'Cause I've mixed all the bulls with the cows
因为我把牛和牛混在一起
So I play on my Spanish guitar
所以我用我的西班牙吉他演奏
If I practise I'll soon be a star
如果我认真练习我很快就会成为明星
But don't tell a soul
但是不要告诉任何人
'Cause I'm going on the dole
因为我要领取救济金
Till I've mastered this lousy guitar ha ha
直到我学会这把破吉他
