笨小笨Harper Valley P.T.A歌词由Jeannie C. Riley演唱，出自专辑《The Best of the 50’s & 60’S (Explicit)》，下面是《Harper Valley P.T.A》完整版歌词！
Harper Valley P.T.A歌词完整版
Harper Valley P.T.A - Jeannie C. Riley
I want to tell you all the story
我想把故事的原委都讲给你听
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
那是关于哈珀谷里一个人寡妇的故事
Who had a teenage daughter
她有个十几岁的女儿
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
在哈珀谷初中读书
Well, her daughter came home one afternoon
不过 有天下午 她女儿放学就赶回家
And didn't even stop to play
丝毫没有在路上逗留
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here
她说 妈妈我从哈珀谷家庭教师协会那儿
From the Harper Valley PTA"
收到通知
Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson
通知上是这么说的 约翰逊夫人
You're wearing your dresses way too high
你的裙子I太短了
It's reported you've been drinkin'
还说你一直酗酒
And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild"
周旋在许多男人之间 举止十分疯狂
"And we don't believe you ought to be
我们不相信你就是这样
A bringin' up your little girl this way"
教育尚且年幼的女儿
And it was signed by the secretary
这份协议是由哈珀谷家庭教师协会
Harper Valley PTA
秘密签署的
Well, it happened that the PTA
好吧 家庭教师协会
Was gonna meet that very afternoon
将在下午召开
And they were sure surprised
当约翰逊夫人穿着超短裙进来时
When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
他们肯定会大吃一惊
And as she walked up to the blackboard
我还记得她走到黑板前时
I can still recall the words she had to say
说的那些话
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting
她说 我很愿意
Of the Harper Valley PTA"
在哈珀谷家庭教师协会上发言
"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there
好吧 博比泰勒也在席间
And seven times he asked me for a date
他好几次提出与我约会
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice
每当他不在的时候 泰勒夫人都会
Whenever he's away"
在酒杯里加许多冰
"And Mr. Baker, can you tell us
贝克先生 你能否告诉我们
Why your secretary had to leave this town?
你为何悄悄离开这座城市
And shouldn't widow Jones be told
他们不该要求寡妇琼斯
To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?"
把窗帘全部拉下来
"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here
好吧 哈珀可能不在这里
'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
因为他在凯利酒吧待得太久了
And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath
如果你闻到雪莉汤普森的口气
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin"
你会发现她喝了点杜松子酒
"And then you have the nerve to tell me
那么你就永远不会告诉我
You think that as a mother I'm not fit
你觉得作为母亲 我不称职
Well, this is just a little Payton Place
好吧 这里只是佩顿的小天地
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"
你们都是哈帕谷的伪君子
No, I wouldn't put you on
不 我不会一味贬损你
Because it really did, it happened just this way
因为 事实就是这样 它就这样悄然发生了
That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
那一天 我妈妈狠狠地抨击了哈帕谷家庭教师协会
That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
那一天 我妈妈狠狠地抨击了哈帕谷家庭教师协会
