笨小笨The Bad Touch歌词由Bloodhound Gang演唱，出自专辑《Funny Songs For Summertime!》，下面是《The Bad Touch》完整版歌词！
The Bad Touch歌词完整版
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
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Lyrics by：Jimmy Franks
Composed by：Jimmy Franks
Produced by：Jimmy Frank
Haha well now
We call this the act of mating
我们称之为交配行为
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings
人类之间
And animals that you should know about
还有你应该了解的动物
Let apricite in but
让杏子进来但是
Sweat baby sweat
汗流浃背宝贝汗
Baby sex is a texas drought
宝贝性生活就像德州干旱
Me and you do the kind of stuff
我和你做的事情
That only prince would sing about
只有王子才会唱的歌
So put your hands down my
所以把你的手放下
And I'll bet you'll feel
我确信你会感同身受
Yes I'm siskel yes
没错我是Siskel没错
I'm ebert
我是伊伯特
And you're getting two thumbs up
你被人竖起大拇指
You've had enough of two-hand touch
你已经忍无可忍
You want it rough you're out of bounds
你想粗暴一点你越界了
I want you smothered want you covered
我想让你窒息我想保护你
Like my waffle house hash browns
就像我的华夫饼屋土豆饼
Comin' quicker than fedex
来得比联邦快递还快
Never reaching apex
从未到达巅峰
Just like coca-cola stock
就像可口可乐一样
You are inclined
你倾向于
To make me rise an hour early
让我早起一小时
Just like daylight savings time
就像日光节约时间
You and me
你和我
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Do it again now
现在再来一次
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Gettin' horny now
饥渴难耐
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
我喜欢你用拖把和水桶清理干净的样子
Like the lost catacombs of egypt
就像埃及失落的地下墓穴
Only god knows where we stuck it
只有上帝知道我们到底在哪里
Hieroglyphics let me be pacific
象形文字让我平静下来
I wanna be down in your south seas
我想去你的南海
But I got this notion
但我有个想法
That the motion of your ocean
你的海洋的运动
Means small craft advisory
意思是小工艺咨询
So if I capsize in your thighs
所以如果我在你的大腿上翻滚
High tide b-5 you sunk my battleship
高潮迭起你击沉了我的战舰
Please turn me on
请让我兴奋起来
I'm mr coffee with an automatic drip
我是带着自动手枪的咖啡先生
So show me yours I'll show you mine
所以让我看看你的真心我会让你看看我的真心
Tool time
工具时间
You'll lovett just like lyle
你会像莱尔一样爱着我
And then we'll do it
然后我们一起行动
So we can both watch x-files
我们可以一起看X档案
Do it now
立刻行动
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Do it again now
现在再来一次
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Gettin' horny now
饥渴难耐
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Do it again now
现在再来一次
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Do it now
立刻行动
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Do it again now
现在再来一次
You and me baby
你和我宝贝
Ain't nothin' but mammals
不过是哺乳动物
So let's do it
所以让我们行动起来吧
Like they do on the discovery channel
就像探索频道里的人一样
Gettin' horny now
饥渴难耐
