笨小笨The Irish Ballad (Remastered 2014)歌词由Tom Lehrer演唱，出自专辑《10 Hits of Tom Lehrer》，下面是《The Irish Ballad (Remastered 2014)》完整版歌词！
The Irish Ballad (Remastered 2014)歌词完整版
The Irish Ballad - Tom Lehrer
Written by：Lehrer
About a maid I'll sing a song
Sing rickety tickety tin
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long
Not only did she do them wrong
She did every one of them in
Them in
She did every one of them in
One morning in a fit of pique
Sing rickety tickety tin
One morning in a fit of pique
She drowned her father in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
And we had to make do with gin
With gin
And we had to make do with gin
Her mother she could never stand
Sing rickety tickety tin
Her mother she could never stand
And so a cyanide soup she planned
Her mother died with a spoon in her hand
And her face in a hideous grin
A grin
Her face in a hideous grin
She set her sister's hair on fire
Rickety tickety tin
She set her sister's hair on fire
And as the smoke and flame rose higher
Danced around the funeral pyre
Playin' a violin
'olin
Playin' a violin
She weighted her brother down with stones
Rickety tickety tin
She weighted her brother down with stones
And sent him off to davy jones
All they ever found were some bones
And the occasional pieces of skin
Of skin
Occasional pieces of skin
One day when she had nothing to do
Rickety tickety tin
One day when she had nothing to do
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up as an irish stew
And invited the neighbors in
'bors in
Invited the neighbors in
And when at last the police came by
Rickety tickety tin
And when at last the police came by
Her little pranks she did not deny
To do so she would have had to lie
And lying she knew was a sin
A sin
Lying she knew was a sin
My tragic tale I won't prolong
Rickety tickety tin
My tragic tale I won't prolong
And if you do not enjoy my song
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long
You should never have let me begin
Begin
You should never have let me begin
