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Dodging the Draft歌词完整版
Dodgin' The Draft - Allan Sherman
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First you tell your draft board
首先你得告诉你的征兵委员会
You're hooked on d**e
你沉迷于**
You don't need the army
你不需要军队
Cause you've seen Bob Hope
因为你见过鲍勃·霍普
Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose
在舞池里自由徜徉
Tell them your fiancee's name is Bruce
告诉他们你的未婚妻叫Bruce
When they ask about your schooling
当他们问起你的学历时
Then you say
那你说
That you studied under Cassius Clay
你曾师从CassiusClay
Then put some lipstick on
然后涂上口红
When you're photographed
当你被拍照时
And that's what I call dodging the draft
这就是我所谓的逃避兵役
Then you show the captain a note from mom
然后你给船长看一张妈妈的字条
Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb
站在那里等着他读你的大拇指
When he takes your family history
当他把你的家族史
State with pride
骄傲地表明态度
Benedict Arnold was on my father's side
本尼迪克特·阿诺德站在我父亲这边
He'll hand you an IQ test
他会给你一个智商测试
Just look at it with gloom
黯然神伤地看着吧
Then fold it like an airplane
然后像折飞机一样折起来
And sail it across the room
在房间里自由航行
If they believe you don't know
如果他们相信你不知道
Your fore from your aft
前赴后继
That's what I call
这就是我所谓的
Shirking your military responsibility
逃避你的军事责任
Clump around the floor like your feet are flat
在舞池里尽情摇摆仿佛你的双脚是平的
When they ask about your hearing
当他们问起你的听力时
Just say how's that
告诉我怎么样
If the sergeant wants a cigarette
如果警官想要一支烟
Treat him right
好好待他
Set fire to your draft card
点燃你的征召卡
And offer him a light
给他一盏灯
When you see the eyechart
当你看见我的眼眸
Don't worry at all
别担心
Say I'll be glad to read it
我说我会很高兴读到
Just point me at the wall
让我望着墙壁
And if the draft board acts in the usual way
如果征兵局像往常一样行事
You'll be what I call one A
你会成为我口中的A
