笨小笨I Can’t Dance歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《Allan Sherman is Nutty But Nice (Not Naughty But Nice)》，下面是《I Can’t Dance》完整版歌词！
I Can’t Dance歌词完整版
I Can't Dance (Album Version) - Allan Sherman
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I can't dance
我不会跳舞
I can't dance
我不会跳舞
Besides I'm two feet shorter than the girls are
而且我比别的女孩矮两英尺
All these dancing parties are just plain dumb
所有的舞会都愚蠢至极
When they asked I should have said "I can't come "
当他们问起时我应该说我不能来
There's a girl with braces
有个戴牙套的女孩
Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces
她站在饮料碗旁边做着鬼脸
I guess she wants to dance
我想她想跳舞
I can't dance
我不会跳舞
I can't dance
我不会跳舞
Besides I look so awful in these braces
此外我戴着牙套看起来糟糕透顶
If that boy wants me to dance I'll just die
如果那个男孩想要我跳舞我会死的
I'm so tall and he's about three feet high
我好高他大概有三英尺高
Ever since September
从九月开始
I've been taking dancing lessons now I can't remember
我一直在上舞蹈课现在我记不清了
How the heck to dance
怎么可能跳舞
Pardon me
原谅我
My name's Jeff
我叫Jeff
And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny
我不介意你是高是瘦
And those braces on your teeth
你牙齿上的牙套
They're real neat
它们真的好漂亮
Thank you for the compliment Gee you're sweet
谢谢你的夸奖你真迷人
Your name is Carlotta
你的名字是Carlotta
I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada
去年夏天我们去格拉纳达野营的时候我见过你
We oughta try to dance
我们应该试着跳舞
Right foot first
右脚在前
Left foot next
下一个是左脚
I think you're 'sposed to do it to the music
我觉得你应该配合着音乐
You don't really look so bad just your ears
你看起来并没有那么糟只是你的耳朵
When do you take your braces off
你什么时候摘下牙套
Four more years
再等四年
By the time your teeth are ready
等你的牙齿好了
I'll be two feet taller and I'll ask you to go steady
我会长高两英尺我会叫你不要乱来
Then we'll dance
然后我们翩翩起舞
