Normal Guy歌词-Jason K. Thompson

Normal Guy歌词由Jason K. Thompson演唱，出自专辑《Royal Blue Sky》，下面是《Normal Guy》完整版歌词！

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I refill my plastic soda bottles with purified water, and I call it “Crystal Pibb”

You better believe if I pay a dollar-fifty for a soda I’m gonna get my money’s worth

I don’t like coffee, but I drink it every morning

‘Cause if I don’t I’m gonna murder one of my kids

I need that caffeine boost to get me going

Or else all I’m gonna do is curse the day of my birth

‘Cause I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy

I like watching “Wheel of Fortune” and “Jeopardy!”

I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy, yeah

At least I seem normal to me

I go to church every single Sunday

And throughout the week I try to read the Book

And when that woman jogs past my car window

I try really hard not to give her that second look

I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy

I like watching “Frasier” on TV

I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy, yeah

At least I seem normal to me

I don’t really care about Mitch McConnell

Or Pelosi, Trump, Rand Paul or AOC

As long as they let me work and get my paycheck

And don’t take too much taxes, that’s fine with me

‘Cause I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy

Raising my three kids in obscurity

I’m a normal guy, just your average joe normal guy, yeah

At least I seem normal to me

I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy (I’m normal)

And I like watching Cowboys football on TV

I’m a normal guy, just a very normal guy, yeah.

At least I seem normal to me