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Shut up Tell me what
You won't look at him
I could use another reason why women won't look at me
All right All right Last night I had a dream
That you and I were
Doing it on this table
Excellent dream score
Why would you dream that
More importantly
Was I any good
Well you were pretty d**n good
Interesting In my dreams I'm surprisingly inadequate
Last night you seemed to know your way around the table
I love it when we share
You okay
I can't believe you two have ***in the dream
Sorry it was a one time thing
I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious
The One With The lck Factor
Hello Rachel
Get off
Ooh give me Can you see me operating a drill press
Why would you want to
For short term work Till I get back my massage clients
Pirates again
No Nothing like that
I'm just such a dummy
I taught a Massage Yourself at Home workshop And they are
Hey Chan she could work for you
Thanks Joey That's a good idea
I could I could do it What is it
My secretary's gonna be out She's having one of her boobs reduced
It's a whole big boob story
I could be a secretary I don't know if it'd be your thing
Because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day
I could do that
What's that My new beeper
Why does a paleontologist need a beeper
Is it for dinosaur emergencies Help They're still extinct
It's for when Carol goes into labor
A cool number and a possible name for the kid
See you later Off to see young Ethan
Thank you
How young is young Ethan Young
He's our age
When we were
He's a senior in college College
Rob that cradle
He's smart and mature and grown up
Mature and grown up he's a big boy
This man child has no problem with how old you are
No of course not It's not even an issue
Because I said I was 22
You what What
Oh I can't pass for 22 Well maybe 25 26
I am 26 There you go
Can you hear that
That'll stop when you pick up the phone
Oh I'm on Okay
Mr Bing's office
Sorry he's in a meeting I'm not in a meeting
Will he know what this is in reference to
I'll see that he gets the message Bye bye
Ross says hi
This is so fun What do we do now
Well now I actually have to get to work
Most likely
Okay I'm gonna be out there
All right Bye bye
Bye bye
Yes What you doing
BeIt's too tight Gotta change
Did I turn the fish Nope because I made lasagna
Am I out of control Just a touch
I don't understand You've been dating this guy since
His midterms
Why all of a sudden are you so
What Could tonight be the night
I don't know He's a great guy
And I love being with him But you know
Things happen when they happen You don't plan these things
So did you shave your legs Yeah
Would you let it go It was just a dream
It doesn't mean
This is it It's baby time
All right relax Just relax Be cool
No Andre is not here Third time today
Yes I am sure
I do not perform those kind of services
Services
Oh services
Yeah you want 55 JUMBO
That's right
That's right JUMBO with a U sir
You don't want me
Judging by his number I'd be a huge disappointment
Alrighty bye bye
How was the first day
Excellent Everyone was so so nice
It pays to know the man who wears my shoes
Me
I didn't tell anyone I knew you Why
They don't like you
What I thought you knew
Who doesn't like me Everyone
Except for
No Everyone
What are you talking about Don't feel bad
But you got promoted and now you're Mr Boss Man Mr Big
Mr Bing Boss Man Bing
I can't believe it Yeah They even do you
They do me
You know like okay：
Could that report be any later
I don't sound like that Yeah you do
Of music
My scone My scone
I don't sound like that That is so not true
That is so not That is so not
That Oh shut up
Did not Up until I was 9
I thought gunpoint was a place where crimes happened
How's that possible It's always on the news
A man is being held up at Gunpoint
Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint
And I kept thinking Why do people continue to go there
I should go
Unless What
Unless you wanna stay over
I mean I'm going to So
Yeah I'd really like that
Before we get into any staying over stuff
There's something you should know
Is this like I have an early class tomorrow
Or I'm secretly married to a goat
Well it's somewhere in between
You see in a strictly technical sense of course I'm not
Well I mean I haven't ever
Ethan
Are you a virgin
If that's what you kids are calling it these days then
Yes I am
I mean you're just such a good kisser I would never have known
Well I've excelled at every level I've been to I just
I just haven't been to that particular one yet
I've kind of been waiting for the right person
Really Yeah
You do know I was talking about you right
Wow
You keep saying that
You know you read about it You see it in the movies
Even when you practice it at home man oh man
It is nothing like that
Listen listen
You told me something that was really difficult for you
And I figure if you can be honest then I can too
Nothing wrong about that
Here goes
I'm not 22
And 1 3 months
What does it matter how old we are Basically I'm nuts about you
I knew after the first time we kissed You didn't mention the Tic Tac
I just thought you were naturally minty
Listen
As long as we're telling stuff
I have another one for you
I'm a little younger than I said
You're not a senior Oh I'm a senior
In high school
What we did was wrong
I just had ***with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial
I just had ***
Ethan focus How could you not tell me
You never said your age It's different
My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states
What were you thinking I was too busy falling
Don't say it ln love with you
Well fall out of it
You shouldn't be here It's a school night
Oh God
I'm like those women that you see
With shiny guys named Chad
I'm Joan Collins
Who
Andre should be there in about 45 minutes
Yes sir the kimonos are extra
Alrighty Bye bye
It's just easier that way
You told me about the last dream No Forget it
Why not Was I doing something particularly saucy
All right fine
Joey was there too
All right
Anybody else there
You sure Nobody
Handing out mints or anything
No it was just the three of us
So was it you and Chandler
Then you and me or you me and Chandler
You know what What
There were times
When it wasn't even me
That is so sweet you guys
Mon Ethan called again
What Ethan called again
You're not seeing him anymore No
Sometimes things don't work out
This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym
I did not say anything I swear
He stopped by Next time you talk to him
Oh my life is just so amusing Can we drop it now
Sorry
It's morphin'time
Stegosaurus Tyrannosaurus
I gotta go
Head rush
One more and then I have to go
Cool
Where you going
A birthday party with some work people
Work people Nobody told me
I know That's part of the whole
Them not liking you extravaganza
A month ago these people were my friends
I'm in charge but I'm not a different person
Then come hang out Let them see what a great guy you still are
You think I should I really do
But could we not go together
I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss
Hey you okay Yeah
This can't be easy for him either I know
This may take some time for him to get over it
But then at four Muppet Babies is on
Go deep Deep Deep
Sorry Shelly
See with the fun
Last night was great
The karaoke thing Tracy and I doing Ebony and lvory
What Now you're Mr Caring Boss
Mr I'm one of you Boss
Mr I wanna be your buddy Boss Man Bing
Then I don't get it
You know what I think you just gotta face it
You're the guy in the big office
You're the one that hires and fires them
They say you're a great boss They do
But they're not your friends anymore
I just want But you can't
But I just want
Are you gonna
Carol and I have a new system If she punches in 9 1 1
She's having a baby Otherwise I just ignore it
What about Andre
He got a call from our cousin Nathan
Frankly it was a little more than I needed to know
That was gonna be my opener
Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom
I thought that was just a rumor True story
Look I gotta tell you something
I'm not 1 7 I said that so you'd think I was vulnerable
I'm actually 30 I have a wife and a job I'm your congressman
This is ridiculous We're great together
We can talk make each other laugh and the ***
I have no frame of reference but I thought that was great
Lt was Then what's the problem
It's icky
Lcky lcky
You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky
This isn't easy for me either I wish things were different
Or we lived in biblical times
I could really No don't say it
Love you
Are your hands still wet Moist
Let's dry them again
Or likeCould these margaritas be any stronger
Hey Chandler
Hello Mr Bing
Loved your Stevie Wonder last night
Thanks About the weekly numbers I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00
Sure No problem
You have to give them something
That was Gerston Santos and who's the other guy
Petrie Petrie Right okay
Well some people are gonna be working
This weekend
Oh that's nice
Ross
I'm here
You are
We were just
What
Great Now I'm having a baby What
I'm having a baby I'm having a
The phone the phone I don't have the phone
I'm hurt
Let's go Come on people Woman in labor
Look what I got going Save it for the cab
We're going to a hospital
I can't look nice There are doctors there
Joey get out of the fridge All right
What is that For the ride
Like in a cab Save it
Hating this Monica come on Let's go
Baby coming
I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt
I'll have a nephew That's nice Get out
All right I'm going I'm going
Here we go Come on
